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Short jokes - funny one liners (2161 to 2200)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 2161 to 2200. |
Was Thoreau a
Was Thoreau a hermit?What did Tonto put on his sush
What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?What's In Your Future
Teacher: "Okay class let's start by sharing our dreams. What's yours David?"
David: "My dream is to earn $20,000 a month like my dad."
Teacher: "Wow! Your dad earns that much?"
David: "No ma'am, that's also my dad's dream."
Mathew: name
Mathew: name for a logical woodcarver.The man who broke up with his
The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can't you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“A drunk man got on to a bus la
A drunk man got on to a bus late one night, staggered up the aisle, and slumped down next to an elderly woman.She looked the man sternly and said, "I've got news for you young man - you're going straight to hell!"
The drunk man jumped up and screamed, "Oh bugger, I'm on the wrong bus!"
In What Gear
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
On the Stand
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
I sell plastic pens. I
I sell plastic pens. I'm kind of a Bic deal.Teacher: Billy, name two prono
Teacher: Billy, name two pronouns.Billy: Who, me?
Teacher: Very good!
A man who wins a poker tournam
A man who wins a poker tournament has yet to reach the pinochle of achievement.My friends and I exhumed a tib
My friends and I exhumed a tibia. It was quite the shin dig!Summer Vacation Job
The boys were arriving back at the fraternity house after the summer vacation.
"What have you been doing this summer?" one asks another.
"Working in my dad's office, and you?"
"Yeah, I've been loafing around and doing nothing too."
The best time to purchase stoc
The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
Scientific research has become
Scientific research has become too consumer-driven. Entire disciplines have been compromised. Buyology is a good example.Remember His Sister
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx...
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
Sick On Weekdays
My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”
I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”
Name Please
"What is your brother's name?"
Little Jane: "I don't know yet. We can't understand a word he says."
Ever since the economy crumble
Ever since the economy crumbled I've not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I've been fork losed!
What Letter?
"What's that piece of cord tied around your finger for?"
"My wife put it there to remind me to take a letter to the Post Office."
"And did you mail it?"
"No, she forgot to give me the letter."
He's On Vacay
Just helped my neighbor throw a rolled up carpet in the dumpster...
Her boyfriend would have helped but he is out of town.
There's a new hat that c
There's a new hat that cures insomnia. It's called the Slumbero.In court to plead his case, an
In court to plead his case, an alleged auto thief listened as the judge asked the simple question, "How do you plead?"The defendant, representing himself replied, "Before I plead, your honor, I'd like to explain just why I stole that car."
Motto of a necrophage
Motto of a necrophage: “Nice tomb eat you!”I learned to canoe i-n
I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.Just fired my baker; she wasn&
Just fired my baker; she wasn't meeting my kneads.Sins of Omission
A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know what we mean by sins of omission?"
A small girl replied, "Aren't those the sins we should have committed, but didn't?"
When do Japanese warriors yell
When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!'? A: When they send in the infant tree.What Time Is It?
A man is bragging about his new hearing aid. "It's the best I've ever had," he says. "It cost $3,000."
His friend asks, "What kind is it?"
He says, "Half past four!"
