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Short jokes - funny one liners (2201 to 2240)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 2201 to 2240. |
When a woman wears leather clo
When a woman wears leather clothingA man's heart beats quicker
His throat gets dry
He goes weak in the knees
snd he begins to think irrationally
Ever wonder why?
Because she smells like a new truck!!!
Bumper Stickers
if your going to ride my ass you might as well pull y hair.when god said love thy enemie i dont think he ment kill them.
One Liners
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!
What is the definition of a shame?
A busload of lawyers going off a cliff.
What is the definition of a crying shame?
An empty seat on the bus.
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetery.
Drape Alternative
So grateful somebody invented window blinds...
Or it would be curtains for all of us!
The Right Answer
First Freshman in Math Exam: "How far are you from the correct answer?"
Second Freshman in Math Exam: "About two seats away."
The manager who couldn't
The manager who couldn't afford new pens obviously didn't have a Bic budget.Make Up Your Mind
Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders...
Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.
An elementary school teacher,
An elementary school teacher, well versed in educational jargon, asked for a small allotment of money for "behavior modification reinforcers."The principal saw the item and asked, "What in heaven's name is that?"
"Lollipops," the teacher explained.
Social climbers are trying to
Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere.Your Dreams
"Don't give up on your dreams."
"Really? You mean it?"
"Yeah, just keep sleeping."
Why can't little people
Why can't little people be killed?Intersex people are very eroti
Intersex people are very erotic. They have a lot of androgynous zones.Ducks can be interesting. They
Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.He Did It His Way
"To do is to be..." -- Descartes.
"To be is to do..." -- Sartre.
"Do be do be do..." – Sinatra!
I forgot to turn off the light
I forgot to turn off the lights again. I feel like a more on.If you worship a bag, it’
If you worship a bag, it's sack religious.Where Did Larry Go
Moe: "Where did Larry go?"
Curly: "He’s round in front."
Moe: "I know what he looks like, I just wanted to know where he went."
Which Nazi loved Michael Jorda
Which Nazi loved Michael Jordan?
Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Reich up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.
Three Kinds Of Men
There are three kinds of men in this world...
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened???
The grass farmer was criminall
The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.Right Direction
"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"
"Off course we are..."
Do pro-choice advocates worry
Do pro-choice advocates worry about nuclear proliferation?The Walrus Band
Did you hear about the four walruses who decided to form a rock band?
They have just completed their album and their first single is called, 'I Am The Beatle'.
Bank Safety
The cleaning lady comes to the bank manager...
"Can you please give me the key of the safe vault?"
"What?! What for?"
"It's always so time consuming to have to use my hairpin in order to clean it!"
