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Short jokes - funny one liners (2441 to 2480)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 2441 to 2480. |
The teenage son was having tro
The teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account."The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store," his mother said.
"Oh good," he replied, "Now I can use it to buy some stereo equipment!"
“The drunk didn't mi
“The drunk didn't mingle at the party. He just sot in the corner.”
You Gotta Hand It To Them
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people...
Because they usually can’t reach it for themselves.
“He made his fortune
“He made his fortune selling Persian carpets. It was a rugs to riches story.”
Wearing a tight bathing suit c
Wearing a tight bathing suit can cure men's headaches, if it contains aspeedominophen.You can make a tidey s
You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.
Female hormone
Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.
Won't leave California
“My friend won't leave California despite the earthquake risk. He is loyal to a fault.”
People Change
My wife asked me, “Are you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?”
I said, “Actually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.”
Efficiency of windmills
“Turns out the estimates on the energy efficiency of windmills were way over blown.”
“Why are n*dists bad
“Why are n*dists bad for the stock market? They are associated with bare markets.”
I was tempted to push my disob
I was tempted to push my disobedient son into a volcano, in Brat is lava.“Why are so many prod
“Why are so many produce farmers optimists? They take life kumquat may!”
My Take On Marriage
We got married for better or worse...
He couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse.
What did the founder of Starbu
What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?When the action star attacked
When the action star attacked the villains in their Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.What Did 2 Say To 3
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?
"Don’t mind him, he’s just a product of our times."
“Brutus was at a buff
“Brutus was at a buffet. When he took a roll, Julius Caesar said, 'Eat two, Brute.'”
You shouldn't assume tha
You shouldn't assume that people with big hair like to give high-fives. In fact that would be a frodian slap.“The orthopedist went
“The orthopedist went back to school to bone up on new surgical techniques.”
Hunched over on your e-bike? Y
Hunched over on your e-bike? You look like Quasi moto!Risking Life
Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?
Boy: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
New Job As A Cabbie
I just got a job at the local Taxi cab company,
Now I just need to find a ride to get there!!!
