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Short jokes - funny one liners (3561 to 3600)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 3561 to 3600. |
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When I Was Your Age
Teacher: "When I was of your age, I learned very quickly and was not as slow as you are."
Student: "Wow, you must have had a good teacher then, didn't you?"
“When I lived on the
“When I lived on the coast I consulted the tide charts every day. I liked to keep up on current events.”
They Both Looked Good
What do the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Titanic have in common?
They both looked good until they hit the ice!
A frustrated father told his w
A frustrated father told his work colleague: "When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But in my son's room he has a color TV, computer, game console, cell phone, iPad and DVD player.""So what do you do?"
The father replied: "I send him to my room!"
“The Orthodontists we
“The Orthodontists went on strike until they could get things straightened out.”
The Surprise Party
Why were all of the ladies at the surprise party staring at the pair of handsome chromosomes?
Because they weren't wearing any genes!
The FBI agent was questioning
The FBI agent was questioning the bank teller after the bank had been robbed for the third time in a month by what appeared to be the same bandit."Did you notice anything special about the man?"
"Yes, he was better dressed each time!"
“I couldn't find the
“I couldn't find the car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows. It didn't work very well. I only got 20% off.”
I'm Working At the Moment
My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes, Pete."
I replied, "I'm working at the moment, Sir, I will send you one later."
He replied, "That was fantastic, send me another one."
A mother was having a tea part
A mother was having a tea party on the lawn with her children. A neighbor said, "How can you find time for a tea party when you have three small kids?"She smile and said, "They'll always remember our tea parties, but they'll never remember if their clothes were ironed or clean!"
No Joke – Making The Grade –
In high school, two boys, two friends (one Spanish and one American), were talking about the grades they received in their classes.
American boy: 'You got an F in Spanish! How could that happen? Spanish is what you speak at home and stuff.'
Spanish boy: 'Probably the same way you got an F in English.'
“When I was studying
“When I was studying environmental science, my favorite professor was an expert on wetlands and quagmires. I still love to read his bog post.”
Mummy Can I ?
- No, David.
Pete and Mick were in court an
Pete and Mick were in court and standing before the judge."Why can't this case be settled out of court?" the judge asked.
Pete looked up at the judge and said, "That's what we were trying to do, your honour, when the police interfered."
“In 1582 William Shak
“In 1582 William Shakespeare married a lady named Anne. Rumor has it that he often said, 'She hath a way about her.'”
Tried and Trusted
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."
The banker said, "Yes, he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."
“Apparel baron quit b
“Apparel baron quit business to be spiritual as he no longer believed in material wealth!”
My First Job
I got my first full-time job, but I could have sworn I was making more money in college while working for my parents as their daughter.
Samsung Security Guards
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q :How did Harry Potter ge
Q :How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
A: Walking......Jk,Rowling
Answering Machine Message 259
These words are lovely dark and deep
But I've got promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep
So leave a message at the beep.
Three blondes were having a pi
Three blondes were having a picnic in the park. One of the took out a can of "one-calorie" diet cola and poured it equally into three cups.She drank hers and the second one did the same but the third blonde just stared at her cup suspiciously.
"I wonder who got the calorie?" she asked.
Answering Machine Message 139
If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your name and number...
Loss for Words
I ordered a Thesaurus online and it just arrived.
The pages are all BLANK!!!
I have no words to express my outrage.
“The guy who invented
“The guy who invented the paper clip almost gave up. Luckily he held it all together.”
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