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Short jokes - funny one liners (3761 to 3800)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 3761 to 3800. |
Answering Machine Message 90
Pink Floyd's "Nobody Home":
You have reached 587-8783. Please leave a message. ("Ohhhhhhhhh, babe... When I pick up the phone... There's still... Nobody home.")
One winter morning, an employe
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 50 minutes late: "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."The boss eyed him suspiciously, "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"
"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."
“My sister fell in lo
“My sister fell in love with a circus trapeze artist. At first, we all thought she was attracted to his net worth, but she said it was his gravity-defying leaps of thought. They are both flying high now.”
Answering Machine Message 19
(MacIntosh Plus with MacIntalk program:) Hello, it's obvious you have bad timing, because nobody is home. Please leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message in a voice similar to mine, and your call will be returned as soon as humanly possible.
“My church has a well
“My church has a well-respected bell choir. I started to audition for it but the long practice sessions did not appeal to me. I am sorry now I did not inquire more about it out because now my chance is gong forever.”
“The fashion woman cl
“The fashion woman clothing manufacturer moved to their operation to the country so they could sell outskirts.”
Poverty Line
Politician wanted to (bring/uplift) poor peopleliving below poverty line. He thought that
simplest way will be to tie that poverty line
2 feet below from the existing level so that
those poor people can be brought up quickly
and they will be richer.
Author: Well, the upshot of it
Author: Well, the upshot of it was, that after ten years, I realized I had absolutely no talent for writing.Friend: So, you gave up?
Author: No, I couldn't. By then, I was too famous.
“If crop circles are
“If crop circles are real, does this mean that aliens have designs for our planet?”
Today's Halloween Specials:
Today's Halloween Specials:Ghoulash, scream beans, scalped potatoes, and Mummy's tomb-make booberry pie with I scream.
“What do you call the
“What do you call the medical condition where your feet go to sleep? Coma-toes.”
Yo Mama So Slow...
Yo mama so slow it takes her a hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!Silence is Golden
Silence is golden...
Unless you have children...
If that is the case, silence is suspicious.
“When deciding betwee
“When deciding between climbing up or using a tool, choose the ladder.”
Internet Dating
Honesty on the internet You're model?
I am chippendales dancer
I also race speedboats.
What is your sign?
