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Short jokes - funny one liners (3761 to 3800)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 3761 to 3800. |
My cousin Henry love...
“My cousin Henry loves automotive history. He never gets tired of studying it. He gets Benz out of shape if you say his hobby is a waste of time. It occupies his every spare moment.”
Teacher: Whats the meaning of
Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?Student: Bambalakkadi Jimba.
Teacher: I don't understand anything you said.
Student: Same here.
Getting Revenge With Marriage
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson: "But I want you to."
Wife: "But why?"
Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
“How would you charac
“How would you characterize a devious soviet pollinator spy? A KGB.”
“Watching railway tra
“Watching railway tracks on one's journey is very soothing. I love a bit of Trainscendental Meditation.”
“My wife told me to w
“My wife told me to wear a skirt for the day, and I really kilt it.”
Address Change
It was the usual day at our bank.
A woman came up to customer service and demanded, “What do I have to do to change the address on my account?”
Without looking up, I replied, “Move.”
“Reverend Spooner, wh
“Reverend Spooner, who spent his college days in poverty, was a flat broke frat bloke.”
“I tried to sell the
“I tried to sell the antique string instrument cause I needed the lute.”
To make it stand, you wet it.
To make it stand, you wet it.To make it wet, you suck it.
To make it stiff, you lick it.
To get It in, you push it.
Threading a needle of course, get your mind out of the the gutter!
A Joke for Kids
Q: Why was Adam a famous runner? A: Because he was first in the human race.“What did the adult s
“What did the adult swan say to the singing baby swan? Is that your signature tune?”
A Moral Question
One man said to another, "I didn't sleep with my wife before I got married. How about you?" The man replied, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?"
“Morticians have to b
“Morticians have to be careful to spell the name right to avoid making a grave mistake.”
“The dermatologist lo
“The dermatologist loved to cook. He made everything from scratch.”
“When I looked for th
“When I looked for the pencil artist who had copied all my drawings he was gone without a trace.”
The Senility Prayer
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do like, and the eyesight to tell the difference.“When the goose hit D
“When the goose hit Dracula like a feather duster it was soon down for the Count.”
Wealthy Investors
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."
The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."
“I'm starting a new
“I'm starting a new cell phone company, our service carries the best signal, bar none.”
