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Knock Knock Collection 189
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Walt!
Walt who?
Walt till your father gets home!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Walter!
Walter who?
Walter-wall carpeting!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wannetta!
Wannetta who?
Wannetta time please!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Warner!
Warner who?
Warner you coming out to play!
Brendon Walsh: Bathroom Break
Ever been at your job and you get so bored and sick of doing it that you just go to the bathroom to hang out? You dont even need to go. You just want a change of scenery for a little bit. John Caparulo: Yard Sales on Memorial Day
Every year back in Ohio, we would have yard sales on Memorial Day weekend, so its like Mardi Gras for white trash. The largest rear end I ever sa...
The largest rear end I ever saw was an ass tonne ishing sight.Knock Knock Collection 109
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kendall!
Kendall who?
Kendall and Barbie go together!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kenneth!
Kenneth who?
Kenneth little kids play with you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kent!
Kent who?
Kent you tell who it is?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kentucky!
Kentucky who?
Kentucky too well, have a sore throat!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
You might be a redneck if 26
You might be a redneck if...Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.
Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat".
You've ever hitchhiked naked.
You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle.
Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a combine."
The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
The highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
Blonde guy
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth.
In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father?"
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Edited by Yisman
Four high school boys afflicte...
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said:
"First Question: Which tire was flat?"
“As usual, the chief ...
“As usual, the chief meteorologist blustered his way through the staff meeting.”
Godzilla is a Japanese renditi...
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.A Unitarian Miracle and Other UU Jokes
Q: Have you heard the latest UU miracle?
A: Someone saw the face of Ralph Waldo Emerson on a tortilla.
Q: Why can't Unitarian Universalists sing very well in choirs?
A: Because they're always reading ahead to see if they agree with the next verse.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Unitarian Universalist with a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Somebody who comes knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
Artie Lange: Walk to St. Louis
Crystal meths a good drug if you need to walk to St. Louis one weekend.Lawyers Brains
A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant.His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of $800 an ounce.
The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff - how come the lawyer brains are so expensive?"
The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
