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The Dog And Neutron
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
“Why was the eagle in
“Why was the eagle in handcuffs? The police thought he was a flight risk!”
#joke #short #policeman
If pork bellies trade on the N
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?#joke #short
When seeking to ignite his own
When seeking to ignite his own farts, why did the Moroccan fellow prefer using a powerful blowtorch, as opposed to a simple matchstick?#joke #short
“Why are Casinos a po
“Why are Casinos a popular travel destination? Because people have access to a paradise.”
#joke #short
Noah was extremely promiscuous
Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.#joke #short
Going On My Own
Little Annie: “Mommy, mommy, I’m going to the bathroom on my own!”
Mommy: “Good girl! #1 or #2??”
Little Annie: “If there’s a #2, it must be hiding...”
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Strippers are often infertile.
Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed. #joke #short
"Now, most dentist's...
"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'.And the dentist said to me 'Mr Cooper, get out of the filing cabinet.'"
#joke #short
Answering Machine Message 116
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