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Chuck Norris was born a blonde...
Chuck Norris was born a blonde, but the blood of his victims dyed his hair and beard to a healthy orange.Witness the history of botched...
Witness the history of botched castrations at the Err in Spays Museum.Why did President Truman drop ...
Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb? Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.Televised Operations
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.As public television viewers in 12 cities sat glued to their sets while doctors in Philadelphia reconstructed 15-month-old Michele Miller's skull during a two-hour operation broadcast live, the girl's parents, Lynn and Paul Miller of Princeton, N.J., opted to watch "The Wizard of Oz" instead.
Dan St. Germain: Too Lazy to Kill
I could never be a serial killer because Im way too lazy to follow a pattern. I used to murder women that look like Grandmother but now -- mostly delivery men. 
Lady, this vacuum cleaner will...
Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half.Good. Ill take two of them.
Submarine
Did you know that the Pollacks recently built their own submarine?It's got wire mesh on the windows to keep out the flies.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
Trivia Contest
I lost the trivia contest at the church social last night by one point.The last question was:
"Where do most women have curly hair?
Apparently the correct answer is: Africa.
Men and the Toilet Seat
Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?A: Who knows -- its never been done.
A little help please...
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark."
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you."
The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?"
"Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him," she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?"
