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Husband over by a car
Two women friends talking:- You know, I sent my husband to our local market place to buy potatoes today. But on his way there he was run over by a car.
- Oh, that's awful. What will you do now?
- I don't know. I will probably cook rice pudding...
Fast Promotions
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post
room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales
department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman.”
“Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?”
“Thanks,” said the employee.
“Thanks?” the boss replied. “Is that all you can say?”
“I suppose not,” the employee said. “Thanks, Dad.”
“I suppose not,” the employee said. “Thanks, Dad.”
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Poker for feathers
“My buddies and I once got snowed in my cabin for days and played poker for feathers from an old duvet to pass the time. At least my friends were there when the chips were down.”
A waitress walks up to one of
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"
One of the Japanese men explains, "Can't you see? We are all berry hungry."
The waitress begs the question, "So, how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?"
One of the other Japanese men replies, "The menu say FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"
“The homeless man alw
“The homeless man always thought of owning a mansion and was dwelling on it!”
A proof
“A mathematician once found a proof so shocking that it almost gave him a corollary.”
Musical career
“Unfortunately, at the beginning of my musical career I was incarcerated for crimes against music. But eventually I learned to trust my inmate musicality.”
“When the vocal instr
“When the vocal instructor at our local music academy thought he smelled smoke, he set off the fire alarm. It turned out to be nothing. It was a falsetto alarm.”
