Jokes of the day for Thursday, 16 October 2008
Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Thursday, 16 October 2008 |
Little Johnny came home from s...
Little Johnny came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically... so he asked his dad.His dad said, "Well Johnny, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000.
He went and asked and came back and said, "She said yes".
"Well", said the dad, "Go ask your sister the same question."
He did and came back and said, "She said yes."
And the dad said, "Now go ask your brother the same thing."
He did and came back and said, "He said yes too!"
And the dad said, "Well Johnny, hypothetically we're sitting on three million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 whores and a fag!
Bowling ball humor...
I worry about the germs in the holes of bowling balls. Nobody cleans those holes. There are years of impacted pizza fingers in there. Taco fingers. Chicken fingers. I'm amazed those balls still have holes. Ever smell a bowling ball hole? You think the balls are knocking down the pins? You're wrong. The pins are passing out from the smell.
-- Carolyn May
Doctor, doctor, I think I've g...
Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny colour.Denny Crouch, Willowbrae
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