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Jokes of the day for Friday, 25 November 2022

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Friday, 25 November 2022

Did Native Americans read the

Did Native Americans read the canoes-paper to find stuff out?
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Joke | Source: Pun Gents - Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
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Hymns for Senior Citizens

"Precious Lord, Take My hand and Help Me Up”"It Is Well With My Soul, but My Knees Hurt”"Just a Slower Walk with Thee”"Go Tell It on the Mountain, but Please Speak Up”"Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing”
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Joke | Source: Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
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SLIDESHOW #58 - Funny Photo Slideshow

My Grandson Is A Genius

I'm beginning to think my five year old grandson is a genius...
I can't tell his paintings from that of Picasso!

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Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
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Breaking The Silence

Brother John entered the 'Monastery of Silence' and the Chief Priest said, "Brother, this is a silent monastery, you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."

Brother John lived in the monastery for a full year before the Chief Priest said to him:

"Brother John, you have been here a year now, you may speak two words."

Brother John said, "Hard Bed."

"I'm sorry to hear that" the Chief Priest said. "We will get you a better bed."

The next year, Brother John was called by the Chief Priest. "You may say another two words Brother John."

"Cold Food." said Brother John, and the Chief Priest assured him that the food would be better in the future.

On his third anniversary at the monastery, the Chief Priest again called Brother John into his office. "Two words you may say today."

"I Quit." said Brother John.

"It is probably best." said the Chief Priest. "All you have done since you got here is complain."

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 12 December 2016
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An Irishman is walking along t...

An Irishman is walking along the beach one day, and he sees a bottle laying in the sand. He picks it up and starts to brush it off, and out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since you have freed me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes."
The Irishman thinks for a moment and says, "I'm feeling a might thirsty, I think I'll be wishing for a pint of stout."
POOF! There is a pint of stout in his hand. He drinks it down, and starts to throw the bottle, when the genie says, "I'd look at that bottle again before I threw it if I were you." So he looks at the bottle, and it is magicaly filling back up with stout. The genie told him, "That is a magic bottle, and it will always fill back up after you finish it." The genie then asked, "What other two wishes can I grant for you?"
The Irishman looks at the bottle in his hand and says, "I'll be taking two more of these."
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 25 November 2009
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Jo Koy: My Inspiration

A lot of people are wearing t-shirts with pictures of people that inspire them to do stuff. I wear a picture of my son cause no one inspires me to work harder than my son. Its also a constant reminder to wear a condom.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 25 November 2011
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White hairs

One day, a girl walks to her mother and look at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why are some of your hair white mom?"

The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.

The girl thought about this revelation a while, and then said, "Momma, how come *all* of grandma's hairs are white?"

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 25 November 2016
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Hari Kondabolu: Vegan Thanksgiving

I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And its not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving -- thats just spitting on the graves, isnt it?
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 25 November 2010
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Knock-knock...

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 25 November 2012
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Saskatchewan has huge methane...

Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 27 December 2016
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After spending all day Sunday

After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and spent the night in the chair.
His wife woke him in the morning. "It's twenty to seven," she called.
"Blimey, who scored twenty?"
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 24 November 2014
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12 Dad Jokes for National Tell A Joke Day

Monsters are not good at math.... Unless you Count Dracula.

19 had fight with 20 ... and 21

I would tell a joke about pzza, but its too cheesy

I gave away all my batteries today ... free of charge

I got a universal remote for Christmas ... well this changes everything

I had a joke about construction, but im still working on it

Did u get a haircut? No i cut them all out

Dracula doesnt have many friends because hese a pain in the neck.

I stayed up all night wondering where the Sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

What did the sushi say to the bumble bee? Wasabi

Mountain aren't just funny, their hill areas.

I asked dad for his best dad joke, he said you.

#joke #friday #dadjoke #pun #christmas ##TellAJokeDay
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 16 August 2019
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Another miracle....

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

And the minister says, "Just water."

The sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good Lord, He's done it again!"

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 05 December 2016
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What would you like to hear?

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to an orientation in Heaven.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!!'"

#joke #doctor
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 20 July 2016
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Saint George and the Dragon

April 23rd is St. George’s Day, named after St. George, the patron saint of England.

A weary traveler in 18th century England, hungry and tired, approached a roadside inn with a sign that read: "Saint George and the Dragon."

He knocked on the door. The innkeeper's wife poked her head out of a window.

"Any chance for a bite to eat?" he inquired.

The woman eyed his ragged, filthy clothes and yelled, "No!"

"May I have a pint of ale?"

"No!" she yelled back.

"Can I at least rest in your stable?"

"No!" she yelled once more.

The traveler tried again, "Could I kindly...?"

"What is it now?" the woman snapped, cutting him off.

"Would it be possible," he asked, "to have a chat with George?"

#joke # #StGeorgesDay
Joke | Source: Jokes of The Day - By Jokes of the day visitor
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