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Jokes of the day for Saturday, 03 June 2023

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Saturday, 03 June 2023

My imagine hairyro

My imagine hairy friend was quite hirsute.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Pun Gents - Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

Canine tooth

A dog and a cat are having an argument about which one a human prefers.
The dog says, "Humans like us more. They have even named a tooth after us!"
The cat smiles and says, "You are really not going to win this one you know!"

A Termite walks into a bar
And says is the bar tender here

#joke #short #walksintoabar #animal #cat #dog
Joke | Source: Jokes of The Day - By Jokes of the day visitor
  • Currently 2.86/10

Rating: 2.9/10 (7)

Speed Read Recipes

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction...
I read to the end and say, "Well, that's not going to happen."

#joke #short
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 7.70/10

Rating: 7.7/10 (10)

Family of the Groom

At an Easter mass, at which some young ladies were to take their final vows to become nuns, the presiding bishop noticed two rabbis enter the church just before the mass began.They were seated at the back of the sanctuary and insisted on sitting on the right side of the center aisle. The bishop wondered why they had come but didn't have time to inquire before the mass began.When it came time for some announcements, his curiosity got the best of him. He announced that he was delighted to see two rabbis in their midst at the mass but was curious as to why they were present at this occasion where the young ladies were to become the "Brides of Christ."The eldest of the rabbis slowly rose to his feet and explained, "Family of the Groom."
#joke #wedding #bride
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 31 March 2018
  • Currently 4.64/10

Rating: 4.6/10 (11)

The new lawyer...

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone.

He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived.

As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking...

"No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million..."

"Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support..."

"Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details..."

This sort of thing went on for almost 5 minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions.

Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man.

"I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"

The man replied "I'm from the phone company...I came to hook up your phone."

#joke #lawyer
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 27 June 2017
  • Currently 8.79/10

Rating: 8.8/10 (19)

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's ...

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 03 June 2012
  • Currently 4.40/10

Rating: 4.4/10 (60)

Dear Abby,
I'v

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need youradvice on what could be a crucial decision.I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.It's the usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently - although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just don't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my boat next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.It was at that moment, crouching behind my boat, that I noticed that the lower unit seemed to be leaking a little oil.Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Worried Sick in Indiana
#joke
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 03 June 2019
  • Currently 8.63/10

Rating: 8.6/10 (43)

Writing letters to son

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping.

Didn't realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note:

"Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we were much younger then, and more impressionable. Love, Dad."

#joke #mother
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 03 June 2011
  • Currently 6.49/10

Rating: 6.5/10 (43)

Joe passed away. His will prov

Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend.
"Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased," she said.
"I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
"How much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Helen. "Thirty thousand."
"No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
Helen answered. "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone."
Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a memorial stone? My God, how big is it?!"
"Two and a half carats."
#joke #food #drinks
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 03 June 2018
  • Currently 8.45/10

Rating: 8.4/10 (38)

Why I spoke so softly in the house?

My wife asked why I spoke so softly in the house.
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.

Author SandipGarg.
NOTE:Many sharing this joke, but SandipGarg's tweet is the oldest post I found.

#joke #short
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 03 June 2019
  • Currently 9.18/10

Rating: 9.2/10 (28)

Monday with a psychologist

MONDAY: - Everybody hates me!
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 20 April 2015
  • Currently 8.44/10

Rating: 8.4/10 (9)

A dermatologist is a...

“A dermatologist is a flesh man.”

#joke #short
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 22 September 2016
  • Currently 5.44/10

Rating: 5.4/10 (9)

Whenever

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says “push”
#joke #short
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 25 February 2016
  • Currently 8.33/10

Rating: 8.3/10 (3)

Tough Dog

He tells the clerk that he wants a dog.
The clerk asks, "What kind of demeanor do you want the dog to have?"
The man says, "I'm looking for a guard dog, demeanor the better!"

Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 7.67/10

Rating: 7.7/10 (6)

A motorcycle patrolman was rus...

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence: "Get well quick ..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
#joke #doctor
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 17 March 2017
  • Currently 7.13/10

Rating: 7.1/10 (8)

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