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Short jokes - funny one liners (4201 to 4240)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 4201 to 4240. |
What is the difference between
What is the difference between a good and a bad girl? A good girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed.
A bad girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
I went to a creepy d...
“I went to a creepy dermatologist the other day. He made my skin crawl.”
She was always afrai...
“She was always afraid of change, and for that reason, when using cash, she always paid the exact amount she owed.”
“A friend said she di
“A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.”
A big-city resident was spendi
A big-city resident was spending his vacation in a small town in the country. Chatting with a local in the coffee shop, he asked, "Do you know any big people who were born here?"The villager scratched his head and then said, "No, sir. Only tiny babies are born here."
You hear about the c...
“You hear about the chiropractor that was a comic? He cracks me up.”
A blonde walks into a restaura
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt..."Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?"
I have problems with...
“I have problems with math but with chemistry, I have solutions.”
There Was A Place Crash In Poland
A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.A guy goes to a psychiatrist.
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."
“When the car failed
“When the car failed the inspection due to faulty stopping ability, the cars' owner said: 'Give me a break.'”
Can new shock absorb...
“Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control? Of course - it goes without swaying!”
A Polish student was in his th
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of his classes, the clerk responded, "This book will do half the job for you.""Good," the Polack replied, "I'll take two."
“I slept like a log w
“I slept like a log whilst on night duty and I was axed when I woke up.”
Answering Machine Message 69
Hi! This is Mary. I'm afflicted with lysdexic procrastination. Please leave your message before the tone and I'll get around to getting it straight.
