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Short jokes - funny one liners (5561 to 5600)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 5561 to 5600. |
What's the favourite com
What's the favourite comic of the transgendered? X-men.When they discover the center of the universe
When they discover the center of the universe I got demoted to working in a
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.“I used to work as a
“I used to work as a high school ceramics teacher, but I got too close to the kiln and I was fired.”
Wife: "In my dream, I saw you
Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."
Sign in a UK shop window: r
Sign in a UK shop window: You Brexit EU bought it.When they discover the center of the universe
When they discover the center of the universe... Facebook poll about connecting
Facebook poll about connecting with old acquaintances, aka a refriend em.Sex Ed
A sorority girl is having sex with her boyfriend one night when she asks, âJust this once, can we put it in the other hole? I think Iâd really like that.â
âAre you crazy?â her boyfriend cries. âYou might get pregnant that way!â
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
Answering Machine Message 189
This is Jeff, you're not in now, so I'll leave a message.
Euro 2016 is boring...
Euro 2016 is boring. You sit in front of the tv all day and UEFA somebody to score. A three-year-old went with his...
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied, "I think it's printed on the bottom."
Teacher: "What is the future t
Teacher: "What is the future tense of the statement: 'I had killed a thief'?"Student: "You will go to jail."
Young people had no free time,
Young people had no free time, in the Busy teen Era.Q: What do you call a noodle t
Q: What do you call a noodle that commits identity theft?A: An impasta!
Cannibals like to de l
Cannibals like to de leg ate.What happens?
What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea?
It gets wet.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
“This is what I like
“This is what I like about chiropractors. They always have your back.”
When someone says to me great minds think alike
When someone says to me great minds think alike, i just look at them and think “You dirty bastard” David Cameron to his referendu
David Cameron to his referendum foes: “Don't mess with me. I'll EU for Brexit!'Vats of acid at home
“I've heard about the rumors that I keep vats of acid at my home, but they're lyes -- all lyes!”
Dear Pun Gents
Dear Pun Gents, My wife and I are entering in an 8 hour adventure race and need some help with a team name. The race is put on by 361 degrees and is apart of their Unbridled Adventure Race Series. Any help is appreciated. ~Matt, New Haven, IN
“The Board of Directo
“The Board of Directors of the Brewery prepared their first draft before commencement!”
The police recently busted a m
The police recently busted a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.
He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983.
