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Short jokes - funny one liners (5601 to 5640)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 5601 to 5640. |
Two-timer
Mrs. Donnell said to her maid: "Oh Mary, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
"I don't believe it," Mary snapped: "you're just saying that to make me jealous."
When someone says to me great minds think alike
When someone says to me great minds think alike, i just look at them and think “You dirty bastard” Sun Tzu's critically pan
Sun Tzu's critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
When are amphibians cutest? Wh
When are amphibians cutest? When they're toaddlers. They're cute right from the gecko.The royal family mov...
“The royal family moved into my neighborhood. They live Tudors down.”
big stuff
there was a girl who had the most sexy dick and tits there was a guy who had the most sexy dick and they got married naked showing there big stuff and there babys had big stuff 2
Slept on the floor
Michael Jackson claims that his partners would sleep in the bed, while he slept on the floor.
You know, it's the same arrangement the Clintons had.
--Jay Leno
Ammosaurus
Ammosaurus always shoots first and asks questions later.
If I don't get my friend
If I don't get my friends on the phone, it would be a call amity.If you think we have the same
If you think we have the same body temperature, I'd degree with you.“There were a bunch o
“There were a bunch of pillows at the store. I took one and my friend took the rest.”
Anyone who believes in communi
Anyone who believes in communist ideology has sickle logical problems.Doctor...What's the matter with me?
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
Questions about mouthwash?
Questions about mouthwash? Just Gargle it.“My wife is a Mensa m
“My wife is a Mensa member and a seamstress - she's a clever sew and sew.”
“The pirates were fig
“The pirates were fighting with each other because they didn't have good anchor management.”
People who have been single for too long
People who have been single for too long are the hardest to love. They have become so used to being single, independent and self-sufficient that it takes something extraordinary to convince them that they need you in their life. “Don't waste kindnes
“Don't waste kindness on a rotary engine - they never reciprocate.”
Yo mamma is so ugly when she t
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."“The political analys
“The political analysts I hear the most from are Don Key and Ella Funt.”
“Crosswords are what
“Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle.”
“The water department
“The water department staff said they would be fluid in answering all mystifying questions asked at a recent meeting.”
Q: What did the blanket say wh
Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?A: "Oh sheet!"
