Short jokes - funny one liners (641 to 680)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 641 to 680. |
Photographers don't like
Photographers don't like puns. If you tell them one they tend to shutter.Toy Production Line
I just got a job making plastic Draculas.
There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count.
Get Ready, Get Set, Go
My best friend when I was a kid was Andy Zoff.
He was the fastest boy at my school.
I pray before every archery ma
I pray before every archery match. Aimin' to that.Quitting Social Media
Quitting Social Media is the adult version of running away from home...
We all know you do it for attention and you'll be back soon.
Witness Required
Top 3 situations that require witnesses:
1) Crimes
2) Accidents
3) Marriages
Need I say more?
A Run Home
Tommy: "Oh no, it's a run home!"
Suzy: "Don't you mean a home run?"
Tommy: "No, I really do mean a run home. I just hit he ball through Mr. Johnson's window!"
Who's the Boss
I'm at my boss's funeral, kneeling and whispering at the coffin...
"Who's thinking outside the box now, Gary?"
Is Water a threat to global se
Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice ISClimbing Mt. Everrest<
Climbing Mt. Everrest will make you lazy.I get turned on by clown colle
I get turned on by clown colleges. There's something about those taught bawdies.The hard-luck hunter
The hard-luck hunter preyed and preyed.Too Tired To Think
8am: Too tired to think.
Noon: Too tired to think.
5pm: Too tired to think.
Midnight: How do dragons blow out candles?
Is it true women like men who
Is it true women like men who yawn?My Kids on Ebay
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day.
If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.
When God made Eve, he
When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.I'll miss the internet.
I'll miss the internet. Thanks for the meme arrays.Amazon needs millions of drone
Amazon needs millions of drones, to ensure hover night delivery.That latest online fad –
That latest online fad – Twither did it go?The triumphant geologist shout
The triumphant geologist shouted, “All your basalt belong to us!”The Politics
Son: “Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.”
Dad: “Are you insane? Have you completely lost your mind? Are you a moron?”
Son: “Forget it, there seem to be too many requirements.”
Biblical Financiers
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter.
She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.