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Short jokes - funny one liners (721 to 760)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 721 to 760. |
Why did the mermaid cross the sea?
It is International Mermaid Day!
Why did the mermaid cross the sea?
To get to the other tide.
Pretending to be a Knight
Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected. Smoke and Mirrors Day joke
Today is Smoke and Mirrors Day (USA)! Learn Some Magic Tricks, tell a joke!
My best friend tried to hide his drug dealing through a fake tobacco company and glass manufacturer.
It was all just smoke and mirrors.
Blind folks are the no
Blind folks are the no see-est people.
Jokes to celebrate Weed Appreciation Day
Today is National Weed Appreciation Day in USA! Appreciate your Weed!
Why did the dandelion become a motivational speaker?
Because it wanted to teach everyone how to turn their weeds into wishes!
Why was the clover invited to the garden party?
Because it was a popu-lawn guest!
Going On My Own
Little Annie: “Mommy, mommy, I’m going to the bathroom on my own!”
Mommy: “Good girl! #1 or #2??”
Little Annie: “If there’s a #2, it must be hiding...”
You should be thankful for my
You should be thankful for my many criticisms – I'm giving you piece of mind.
Daylight saving time
Why did the clock go on a diet?
Because it wanted to lose an hour!
Hear about the diet soft drink
Hear about the diet soft drink for Boomers? Empty Nestea.Googled My Symptoms
I’ve been feeling a bit moody & run down recently, so I googled my symptoms to see what I have.
Kids…
I have kids!
NED: If I grab your ass in a b
NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it's not my fault.ED: Why's that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!
That year I had excruciating d
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.I just got a job running Old M
I just got a job running Old McDonald's farm. I'm the new CEIEIO.Baby Maybe
Saleswoman: "When this baby doll is put to bed, it goes to sleep just like a real baby."
Mrs. Williams: "Whoever made it didn't know much about real babies."
When the President of Harvard
When the President of Harvard elected to fumigate the entire university, people accused him of having loused his faculties.Family Genetics
The topic for my third-grade class was genetics. Smiling broadly, I pointed to my dimples and asked, “What trait do you think I passed on to my children?”
One student called out, “Wrinkles!”
The fil
The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?I did a scientific study of st
I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I'm just waiting for the lap results.
#joke #short
Pest Behavior
Diner: "Waitress, I don't like all these flies buzzing around my plate."
Waitress: "Don't worry, sir, just show me the ones you don't like and I'll get rid of them."
Happy St Patrick's Day
"That guy was so happy that it's St Patrick's day, that he was literally bouncing off the walls!"
"Who was it?"
"Rick O'Shea."
You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care. #joke #short
Fortune telling
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says: "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic: "Next semester, in her biology class."
Are midgets mean?
Are midgets mean?When a hippy gets married, whe
When a hippy gets married, where does she move to? A: Mississippi.In All Shapes and Sizes
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes...
Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
