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Short jokes - funny one liners (7321 to 7360)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 7321 to 7360. |
Small business day
Today is National Small Business Day.
It's the day we honor a lot of small businesses that used to be big businesses.
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“I wonder if you can
“I wonder if you can get through the locks of the Panama Canal with Florida Keys?”
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A chicken and an egg are lying
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette,with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissedoff, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Tony Danza's blood type:
Tony Danza's blood type: O A#joke #short
“Claustrophobic peopl
“Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.”
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If I shoved potatoes down my p
If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?#joke #short
Two buddies were sharing drink
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives."Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?"
"Well... not exactly." his friend replied. "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well... not exactly... I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
This guy goes into a pharmacy
This guy goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a litre of arsenic. "What's this for?" asks the pharmacist."It's for my wife," says the guy.
"Well," continues the pharmacist, "do you have a prescription?"
"No, but I can show you her photo!"
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The suggestion of a manned mis
The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.#joke #short
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"Hail to the Sun God, For he is a Fun God, Ra Ra Ra."#joke #short
A bank robber pulls out gun po...
A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!" #joke #short
A con man recently def
A con man recently defrodo'd me of my hobbits.#joke #short
Yo mama so fat, she has her ow
Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.#joke #short #yomama
The four stages of life....
1. You believe in Santa Claus2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
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A police recruit was asked dur
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if youhad to arrest your own mother?"
He said: "Call for backup."
If you want to have fun at chu
If you want to have fun at church, better bring a parish hoot.#joke #short
Two Irishmen friends are drink
Two Irishmen friends are drinking together at one of their homes. One friend takes out a bottle of Irish whiskey and asks the other, "Will you pour this bottle out on my grave if I die first?" His friend replies, "Do you mind if I pass it through my kidneys first?"A Problemic Polemic
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Who knows why the heck they do anything?
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“Sailing is like oil
“Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses.”
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A man goes to see a wizard and
A man goes to see a wizard and says, "Can you lift a curse that a priest put on me years ago?" "Maybe," says the wizard, "Can remember the exact words of the curse?" The man replies, "I pronounce you man and wife."#joke #short
I tried to help after the spit
I tried to help after the spit massacre, but there were no salivas.#joke #short
A Prayer Upon Waking
Dear God, so far today, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, and I haven't lost my temper.I haven't been grumpy, nasty or selfish, and I'm really glad of that!
But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot of help.
Thank you! Amen.
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“To stop snow from en
“To stop snow from entering your mouth in a blizzard you should grit your teeth!”
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