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Short jokes - funny one liners (7361 to 7400)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 7361 to 7400. |
Two men visit a prostitute. Th
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife IS better."Mucus is a miracle substance,
Mucus is a miracle substance, with endless pus ability.“Last night I dreamt
“Last night I dreamt of a babbling brook. I had a stream of unconsciousness.”
April Fool's Day - Suggestion
Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Fries
Captain Hook's Death
Q: How did Captain Hook die?
A: He wiped his bum with the wrong hand.
Sticking your finger in a ligh
Sticking your finger in a light socket is an a jolt remedy.A Yogi Goes to the Dentist...
Did you hear about the Hindu yogi who was having a filling put in a tooth? When the dentist asked him if he wanted novocaine, the yogi said, "No. I can transcend dental medication."
The Perfect Poem...
I have a spelling checker,It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue,
Mistakes I cannot sea;
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure your please to no;
Its letter perfect in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
Shut-ins may suffer from ro
Shut-ins may suffer from Stuck Home Syndrome.Eve's Steep Price
God noticed that Adam was lonely. He said to him "Adam, I am going to give you the perfect companion. She'll cook and clean and listen, she's perfect."Adam replied, "What will she cost me?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Shocked, Adam said, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"
“I had plans to begin
“I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes but they fell through.”
A man put out a classified ad
A man put out a classified ad that read, "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred responses all saying the same thing: "You can have mine."An investor stole my girlfrien
An investor stole my girlfriend. He was a date raider. A stocker. He just wouldn't share.A tourist stopped in the neare
A tourist stopped in the nearest village, and decided to ask a local for directions.Tourist: What's the quickest way to the lake?
The local thought for a while.
Local: Are you walking or driving?
Tourist: I'm driving.
Local: That's the quickest way!
Bang Bang!
Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it?
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
so poor
yo mamma so poor that when i flicked a cigarette on the floor.... she said clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we got some heat!!!!
Obama is already tapped to be
Obama is already tapped to be the local transplant transfer officialin his Chicago suburb when he leaves office. In other words,
he's going to be the "Community Organ-icer!"
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"Caution! I stop for gnomes, elves, pixies, unicorns, leprechauns, faeries, dragons, and other mystical creatures only I can see."“After the winter tha
“After the winter thaw, the entire neighborhood was able to start a slush fund for next year.”
April Fool's Day - Nicholas Cage Copy-Bomb Prank
Nicholas Cage Copy-Bomb Prank: Step one: find crazed picture of Nic Cage (this shouldn’t be hard). Step two: tape to inside of copier. Step three: hide in the corner and giggle. April fools' day office joke - you are fired
- You are fired Bob. - What!? Why!? - APRIL FOOL! - OH Man. - But April fools' day is next week. - So ti is, ha ha. - HA HA. - HA HA HA HA HA. - - - Anyway ... you're fired. Dear Pun Gents
Dear Pun Gents, I need an MS Bike Team Name. Key words: Greg, Lutzen, Wisconsin, Diverse Group, Amateurs, Finish, Prevail, Multiple Sclerosis, Cycling, Team, Bike Ride. ~Kamala, Arlington HeightsWhen my grandpas memory started to go
I remember when my grandpa's memory started to go.
It was the day I caught him urinating with the door open.
Which is not that bad, but it's annoying when your trying to drive.
@TVJonDore. http://on.cc.com/1EvMWpC
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water."
Cannibals rely on fossil fuels
Cannibals rely on fossil fuels, especially bit human.“I was saddened to le
“I was saddened to learn that my neighbor, who is a respiratory therapist, expired last week.”
