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Short jokes - funny one liners (7401 to 7440)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 7401 to 7440. |
"Grandma, how long have you an
"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina."Fifty years," Grandma replied.
"That is so wonderful," exclaimed Nina. "And I bet in all that time, you never once thought about divorce, right?"
"Right Nina. Divorce, NEVER. Murder, lots of times, but never divorce."
A man sat down and was serious
A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife asked, “What are you looking for? He replied, “The expiration date.”#joke #short
“Some people say I'm
“Some people say I'm addicted to summersaults, but that's just how I roll.”
#joke #short
April Fool's Day - Suggestion
Stick googly eyes on the food in your refrigerator.
April Fool's Day - Spill “milk” all over your...
Spill “milk” all over your kid’s most prized possession. This splatter (which won’t harm your kid’s computer or anything else) is easily made using glue and soap. #joke #short #aprilfoolsday
A Different Nighttime Prayer
We’ve been letting our six-year-old go to sleep listening to the radio, and I’m beginning to wonder if it’s a good idea. Last night he said his prayers and wound up with: “And God bless Mommy and Daddy and Sister. Amen—and FM!” #joke #short
April Fool's Day - Technology upgrade
Give them an office technology upgrade. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
#joke #short #aprilfoolsday
April Fool's Day - Toilet Surprise
Squirt some clear dish washing soap or laundry detergent into the bowl of the toilet. In the morning, the first person to use the commode will get a sudsy surprise. #joke #short #aprilfoolsday
Importers should be jailed! Th
Importers should be jailed! They are traders to our country.#joke #short
Limbo Champion
A limbo champion walks into a bar......and loses his title.
#joke #short #walksintoabar
“Quasimodo bought a F
“Quasimodo bought a Ford Focus. It became known as the hatchback of Notre Dame.”
#joke #short
April Fool's Day - Install the Blue Screen...
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone’s computer. #joke #short #aprilfoolsday
What's the medicine for
What's the medicine for winter headaches? A spring.#joke #short
Too cold to drink? Have a r
Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.#joke #short
A man asks his wife...
A man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" His wife says, "Take half and leave your ass!" The man replies, "Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!" #joke #short
I'd tell you a chem...
“I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.”
#joke #short
Singles
"I met my wife at a singles' bar."
"Really?"
"I thought she was home with the kids."
#joke #short
Three couples went to a restau
Three couples went to a restaurant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table."Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.
What do you call a Greek with
What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd.#joke #short
Man of the House
What is a man's idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
#joke #short
