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Short jokes - funny one liners (8521 to 8560)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8521 to 8560. |
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What is the only bad thing about the '69' position?The view.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
Did you hear about the gay mid...
Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.Angelic Love
A man tells his friend, "My wife is an angel."
His friend replies, "Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
“The woodcutter stret...
“The woodcutter stretched every morning before starting work. He was a limberjack.”
Man: "Wanna hear a joke about ...
Man: "Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh never mind, it's too long."Woman: "Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you'll never get it."
Hillbilly virgin
What is the definition of a hillbilly virgin?An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
Who Should Have The Toy?
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"
Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
“I caught these potat...
“I caught these potatoes smoking weed, one could say that they're baked potatoes.”
Quiet in church...
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
When someone yawns, do deaf pe...
When someone yawns, do deaf people think they're screaming?“I don't trust these ...
“I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.”
There once was a man named McC...
There once was a man named McCrass.His balls were made out of brass.
When he clanged them together,
They made stormy weather,
And lightning shot out of his ass.
Say It With Flowers.....
A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It With Flowers."
"Wrap up one rose," he told the florist.
"Only one?" the florist asked.
"Just one," the customer replied. "I'm a man of few words."
Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Cl...
Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an Afro.
“As the carburettor c...
“As the carburettor chuckled to the air filter, 'I guess the choke's on me!'”
Moving to Berlin
Michael Jackson says he wants to move to Berlin.As soon as the Germans heard about it they started to put the wall back up.
“I've just read a boo...
“I've just read a book about a bean growing up in Southern USA. It's called The Adventures of Tom Soya.”
Q: Did your hear about the man...
Q: Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?A: Don't worry he's "ALRIGHT" now!
