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Short jokes - funny one liners (8561 to 8600)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8561 to 8600. |
Nuts
Why can't Frankenstein have children?Because his nuts are on his neck.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing
Walking economy....
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm just a walking economy."
His friend replies, "What do you mean?"
"It's like this: My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression.
“I've been trying to ...
“I've been trying to come up with a joke about a Mobius strip but I don't know where to begin.”
Yo momma is so fat that when s...
Yo momma is so fat that when she applied to be a bus driver she found out she was qualified to be the bus.
“The tarantula found ...
“The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.”
There is a senior citizen driv...
There is a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!'' Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''“My dentist would sim...
“My dentist would simply not stop working on my teeth. He was abscessive compulsive.”
Geometry Humor
Q: What was the geometry student looking for at the beach?
A: A tangent.
Q: What do you give a guy with...
Q: What do you give a guy with a machete for his birthday?A: I don't know. Just hope he likes it.
Controlin your speed
Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
Two snails went to an auto rac...
Two snails went to an auto race. There were twenty six cars, so instead of numbers the cars were identified by letters from A to Z. As the race started, the S car quickly sped away from the trailing pack of cars. Seeing this, the one snail said to the other, "Hey, look at that S car go!"Q: What do cars eat on their t...
Q: What do cars eat on their toast?A: Petroleum jelly.
State Puns
Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
A: I don't know, Alaska.
“When the plant could...
“When the plant couldn't absorb water properly he sought a xylem.”
Q. What has two circles on eit...
Q. What has two circles on either end, and is high in the middle?A. Ohio
Black White Black
Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A nun falling down stairs.
Wife: "How would you describe ...
Wife: "How would you describe me?"Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Constipation
Q: Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?"
A: It hasn't come out yet.
