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Short jokes - funny one liners (8601 to 8640)

Short jokes - funny one liners (8601 to 8640)

Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8601 to 8640.

Did you hear about the blonde ...

Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
Joke | Source: Laugh Factory Network - Watch our huge library of the best stand-up comedy videos, get information on our stand-up comedians, read our joke of the day
  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (10)

First Day of School

Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

#joke #short #animal #buffalo
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (6)

SLIDESHOW #34 - Funny Photo Slideshow

“I'm reading a book a...

“I'm reading a book about mazes, I got lost in it.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous jokes on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 5.13/10

Rating: 5.1/10 (8)

Tell Me About Your Circuit Breaker

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but it takes five sessions.

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 5.86/10

Rating: 5.9/10 (7)

747

How is a blonde different than a 747?

Not everyone has been in a 747.

Submitted by Curtis

Edited by Yisman

Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
  • Currently 6.50/10

Rating: 6.5/10 (12)

“My blind date's not ...

“My blind date's not looking good.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous jokes on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 5.82/10

Rating: 5.8/10 (11)

Yo momma is so fat it took Nat...

Yo momma is so fat it took Nationwide 2 years to get on her side.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Laugh Factory Network - Watch our huge library of the best stand-up comedy videos, get information on our stand-up comedians, read our joke of the day
  • Currently 4.33/10

Rating: 4.3/10 (6)

Little Balls and Old Ladies

Q: What has a bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A: A bingo machine.

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 5.33/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (3)

“What's the best way ...

“What's the best way to serve a stack of puncakes? Syruptitiously.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous jokes on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 6.75/10

Rating: 6.8/10 (4)

What lies at the bottom of the...

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Laugh Factory Network - Watch our huge library of the best stand-up comedy videos, get information on our stand-up comedians, read our joke of the day
  • Currently 5.40/10

Rating: 5.4/10 (5)

“The best street for ...

“The best street for locating a gas station is Fillmore Avenue.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous jokes on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 5.40/10

Rating: 5.4/10 (5)

Q: Why did the toilet paper ro...

Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Laugh Factory Network - Watch our huge library of the best stand-up comedy videos, get information on our stand-up comedians, read our joke of the day
  • Currently 5.40/10

Rating: 5.4/10 (5)

How do you Catch a Squirrel?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 6.60/10

Rating: 6.6/10 (5)

411

You're so stupid you had to call 411 to get the number for 911.

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 5.14/10

Rating: 5.1/10 (7)

“The sledder who got ...

“The sledder who got injured realized that his wounds were more than he tobogganed for.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous jokes on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 6.63/10

Rating: 6.6/10 (8)

Arctic Hooker

What is a hooker in Alaska called?

A frostitute!

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 3.50/10

Rating: 3.5/10 (4)

Yo momma so fat when she steps...

Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Laugh Factory Network - Watch our huge library of the best stand-up comedy videos, get information on our stand-up comedians, read our joke of the day
  • Currently 6.43/10

Rating: 6.4/10 (7)

“A new computer shop ...

“A new computer shop has just opened up. It is located on Boot Drive.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous jokes on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 6.00/10

Rating: 6.0/10 (11)

Monster Mystery

What has 72 arms and 36 heads an has an I.Q. of 12?

A redneck bar on Friday night

Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 3.33/10

Rating: 3.3/10 (3)

“My computer's mouse ...

“My computer's mouse wouldn't work. Then it clicked.”

Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous jokes on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 6.00/10

Rating: 6.0/10 (8)

Q: Did you hear about the guy ...

Q: Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow?
A: When he woke up, his pillow was gone.
#joke #short #food #eating
Joke | Source: Laugh Factory Network - Watch our huge library of the best stand-up comedy videos, get information on our stand-up comedians, read our joke of the day
  • Currently 6.00/10

Rating: 6.0/10 (6)

Baseball Field

What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?

The fence

#joke #short #sport #baseball
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 7.14/10

Rating: 7.1/10 (7)

“When Australian shee...

“When Australian sheep get lost, they bleat around the bush.”

#joke #short #animal #sheep
Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous jokes on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 4.20/10

Rating: 4.2/10 (5)

What did the zero say to the e...

What did the zero say to the eight? I like your belt!
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Laugh Factory Network - Watch our huge library of the best stand-up comedy videos, get information on our stand-up comedians, read our joke of the day
  • Currently 6.20/10

Rating: 6.2/10 (10)

Mickey and Donald in a Foxhole

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (6)

“A plumber's pipe dre...

“A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become multifauceted.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous jokes on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 6.29/10

Rating: 6.3/10 (7)

Q: What do you call a duck tha...

Q: What do you call a duck that steals?
A: A Robber Duck.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Laugh Factory Network - Watch our huge library of the best stand-up comedy videos, get information on our stand-up comedians, read our joke of the day
  • Currently 5.75/10

Rating: 5.8/10 (8)

What Did A Lawyer Name His ...

What did a lawyer name his daughter?

Sue!!

Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 3.67/10

Rating: 3.7/10 (3)

Born that way

How do you confuse a blonde?

You don't.

They're born that way.

Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
  • Currently 3.42/10

Rating: 3.4/10 (12)

What Did A Lawyer Name His ...

What did a lawyer name his daughter?

Sue!

Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 5.67/10

Rating: 5.7/10 (3)

What's the good thing about ha...

What's the good thing about having Altzeimer's?
You get to meet new people every day!
#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.13/10

Rating: 5.1/10 (8)

“My friend brought me...

“My friend brought me a Swedish cake. I later discovered it was Stollen.”

#joke #short #food #cake
Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous jokes on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

Yo momma so fat when she regis...

Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Laugh Factory Network - Watch our huge library of the best stand-up comedy videos, get information on our stand-up comedians, read our joke of the day
  • Currently 5.33/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (6)

Basketball Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

#joke #short #animal #chicken
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 4.00/10

Rating: 4.0/10 (3)

Q: What do you call a Mexican ...

Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Laugh Factory Network - Watch our huge library of the best stand-up comedy videos, get information on our stand-up comedians, read our joke of the day
  • Currently 5.88/10

Rating: 5.9/10 (8)

Wright, Right?

One right can't make a wrong.

But two Wrights can make an airplane!

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (1)

Chemistry Song 13


O Come All Ye Gases
O Come all yea gases
diatomic wonders
O come yea, o come yea
calls Avogadro.
O come yea in moles
6 x 10 to the 23rd
O molar mass and molecules
O volume, pressure and temperature
O molar volume of gases at S.T.P.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.75/10

Rating: 4.8/10 (4)

“The constables held ...

“The constables held the boat thief at bay.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous jokes on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 5.25/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (4)

Got Nuts?

A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts.

The guy says, "No, ma'am."

She says, "Well, do you have any dates?"

And he says, "Ma'am, if I don't have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?"

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 5.80/10

Rating: 5.8/10 (5)

“On Valentine's Day f...

“On Valentine's Day flower prices rose to the occasion.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous jokes on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 4.33/10

Rating: 4.3/10 (6)

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