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Short jokes - funny one liners (8721 to 8760)

Short jokes - funny one liners (8721 to 8760)

Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8721 to 8760.

Q. Why do University of Michi...

Q. Why do University of Michigan graduates hang their diplomas from their rear view mirror?
A. So they can use handicapped parking.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.33/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (3)

Same colour

When Nancy bought half a dozen underwear for her husband Ned, Ned commented, "What made you buy the same colour honey? People may think I never change my undies."
Nancy asked, "which people?"
The silence was deafening!
#joke #short #food #honey
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  • Currently 6.93/10

Rating: 6.9/10 (15)

SLIDESHOW #94 - Funny Photo Slideshow

“My wife wanted me to...

“My wife wanted me to take her to visit Northern Canada but I was having Nunavut!”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.10/10

Rating: 6.1/10 (10)

Fratboy

What do you call a fratboy in a suit?

The defendant.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

Very Fat Mamma!!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's the tallest person in the world.. when she's laying down.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (3)

Boss: You should have been her...

Boss: You should have been here at 9.30 a.m.
Employee: Why what happened?
#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.00/10

Rating: 6.0/10 (5)

“A bunch of robins fo...

“A bunch of robins followed the priest wherever he went. Birds of a father flock together.”

#joke #short #animal #bird #father
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  • Currently 6.33/10

Rating: 6.3/10 (6)

Arkansas Dentists

Q: Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?

A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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  • Currently 4.67/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (3)

It is truly said that children...

It is truly said that children brighten a home - they never turn the lights off.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.00/10

Rating: 6.0/10 (5)

“A recent genetic hyb...

“A recent genetic hybrid of a dog and a mirror has given geneticists pause for reflection.”

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  • Currently 6.75/10

Rating: 6.8/10 (4)

Good Blow Jobs

Q: How do you know who gives good blow jobs?

A: Word of mouth.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.40/10

Rating: 4.4/10 (5)

“My mom asked me what...

“My mom asked me what kind cheese I wanted, and I havarti made my decision.”

#joke #short #food #cheese #mother #mom
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  • Currently 5.75/10

Rating: 5.8/10 (4)

Five Men and Light Bulbs

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Five: one to actually do the screwing and four others to brag that they did.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.00/10

Rating: 6.0/10 (3)

The New Viagra

The makers of Viagra are announcing that they have developed

a pill to increase vaginal wetness in females. The new pill

will be called Niagra.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 2.25/10

Rating: 2.3/10 (4)

Amish carriage....

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage.

The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand-painted sign that read, "Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on oats and grass. CAUTION: Do not step on exhaust."

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.33/10

Rating: 4.3/10 (3)

“My fear of planes ha...

“My fear of planes has taken off.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.75/10

Rating: 3.8/10 (4)

Australian Kiss

What's an Australian kiss?

It's a French kiss down under.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (1)

Five Pounds of Fat

Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good to a man?

A: Put a nipple on it.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 7.00/10

Rating: 7.0/10 (5)

The wedding ring....

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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  • Currently 5.33/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (3)

Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes.

"Help us, help us!" yells the other.

"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde.

"Good idea," said the other.

"Together, together!"

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  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (5)

A Bible story....

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son.

He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city. But his wife looked back and was turned to salt."

His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

#joke #short #food #salt #father
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  • Currently 5.33/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (3)

Knock-Knock
Who's there?<...

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub I'm drowning!
#joke #short
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  • Currently 2.33/10

Rating: 2.3/10 (3)

“The new drive-thru r...

“The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.”

#joke #short #sport #golfer
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  • Currently 5.73/10

Rating: 5.7/10 (11)

Knock-Knock
Who's there?<...

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!
#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.00/10

Rating: 6.0/10 (2)

Time Flies

Q: Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (1)

Yo mama soo POOR!

Yo mama so POOR I saw her crying by the 25 cent machine, and asked her what's wrong. She said, 'The machine won't take my food stamps!'

#joke #short #yomama #food
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  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

“When the pharmacist ...

“When the pharmacist found out her husband was having an affair it was a hard pill to swallow.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.50/10

Rating: 6.5/10 (4)

In retrospect

On a Saturday evening, I was watching a film with harsh organ music on the TV when I screamed, "Nooo! Do not enter that church, you stupid man!"

My wife came running from the kitchen and asked, "What are you watching?"

I replied, "Video of our marriage!"
#joke #short
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  • Currently 7.45/10

Rating: 7.5/10 (11)

“I've never enjoyed p...

“I've never enjoyed paperback books: their blend of wooden characters and watered-down plots makes them pulpy.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.00/10

Rating: 6.0/10 (2)

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

#joke #short #animal #kangaroo #food #potato
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  • Currently 6.67/10

Rating: 6.7/10 (3)

“His head may have be...

“His head may have been 12 inches long, but he didn't use it as a rule.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.00/10

Rating: 4.0/10 (4)

Piercing a Pirate

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A: A buck an ear.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.67/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (3)

“An heir is someone w...

“An heir is someone with a descent wage.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.67/10

Rating: 5.7/10 (3)

Peanut Butter Rooster

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?

A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

#joke #short #animal #rooster #food #butter
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  • Currently 5.35/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (63)

Selfless beings

Men are selfless beings.

Most Women would not not like to help unknown Men but Men are more than willng to help unknown Women!
#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.75/10

Rating: 3.8/10 (4)

Packed in One Honda

Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda?

A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 6.25/10

Rating: 6.3/10 (4)

Wailing Whale

What do you do with a blue whale?

Cheer it up!

#joke #short #animal #whale
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  • Currently 6.25/10

Rating: 6.3/10 (4)

Short funny jokes-Good old times

Overheard in a coffee shop:

In the good old times, people used to remove their hats to show respect.
Look at today's generation. They remove their earphones to give respect.
#joke #short #drinks #coffee
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  • Currently 4.33/10

Rating: 4.3/10 (6)

Toaster

“Did you hear the one about the woman who threw her toaster away because it kept burning the bread? She was black toast intolerant.”

#joke #short #food #bread
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  • Currently 4.32/10

Rating: 4.3/10 (47)

Walks Into a Bar... The Whole Gang

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

#joke #short #blonde #walksintoabar
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  • Currently 6.11/10

Rating: 6.1/10 (9)

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