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Short jokes - funny one liners (9161 to 9200)

Short jokes - funny one liners (9161 to 9200)

Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 9161 to 9200.

“A summer is a mathem...

“A summer is a mathematician.”

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous jokes on the internet. New pun added daily.
  • Currently 4.14/10

Rating: 4.1/10 (7)

Deaf Rover

What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want, he cant hear you.

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  • Currently 5.50/10

Rating: 5.5/10 (2)

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Deaf Rover

What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want, he can't hear you.

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  • Currently 4.00/10

Rating: 4.0/10 (6)

“My father slept unde...

“My father slept under the bed, I think he was a little potty.”

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  • Currently 2.86/10

Rating: 2.9/10 (7)

Doctor jokes-Tooth trouble


Justin : “Doctor, there was decay in my upper tooth. You said a worm was eating it away. But you have pulled out my lower tooth. Why?”

Doctor : “You are right. Actually the worm was standing on your lower tooth and doing the job. Now it has no tooth to stand on.”
#joke #short #doctor #animal #worm #food #eating
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  • Currently 4.50/10

Rating: 4.5/10 (6)

“Wire electrical jobs...

“Wire electrical jobs so fun?”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.20/10

Rating: 4.2/10 (5)

Rabbit Sex

Q: Why don't rabbits make noise when they have sex?

A: Because they have cotton balls.

#joke #short #animal #rabbit
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  • Currently 5.56/10

Rating: 5.6/10 (9)

Answering Machine Message 195


Hello, please send me email instead. I always never playback these stupid answering machine messages. Besides, I am probably online right now.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.67/10

Rating: 3.7/10 (6)

Short funny jokes-Homing pigeon

Guess how Dennis made his millions with just one domestic homing pigeon?

He sold the dove for a dollar and it kept coming home a million times!
#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.33/10

Rating: 3.3/10 (6)

“If a fraternity open...

“If a fraternity open a coffee shop they would specialize in fratacinno.”

#joke #short #drinks #coffee
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  • Currently 4.13/10

Rating: 4.1/10 (8)

Ode to a Glow Worm

I wish I was a glow worm.

A glow worm's never glum.

It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out your bum!

#joke #short #animal #worm
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  • Currently 3.36/10

Rating: 3.4/10 (11)

“When I suffered a gr...

“When I suffered a groin injury I became quite testy.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.08/10

Rating: 4.1/10 (12)

Dragging your feet

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."

The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

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  • Currently 5.33/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (6)

Two Cows are talking through a...

Two Cows are talking through a fence. One cow says to the other, "You know, I'm really worried about this Mad Cow Disease." The other cow says to him, "I wouldn't be too worried about it. It can't affect us chickens."
#joke #short #animal #cow #chicken
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  • Currently 5.67/10

Rating: 5.7/10 (9)

Kids jokes-Words in the head

I was impressed by my nephew's vocabulary and said to him, "Joe, you are wonderful with words!"

Only five years old, my nephew responded, "I have words in my head I haven't even used yet."
#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.20/10

Rating: 4.2/10 (5)

Harley vs. Hoover

Q: What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

A: The position of the dirtbag.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 2.83/10

Rating: 2.8/10 (6)

The Clintons

Hillary Clinton says she and her family stay in touch by e-mailing a lot.

Bill said, 'Yeah, that's why I'm always alone on the computer in my room, e-mailing my family.'''

#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.50/10

Rating: 3.5/10 (4)

Male Disorientation

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?

A: They don't stop to ask for directions

#joke #short #food #egg
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 4.71/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (7)

What do cannibals call athlete...

What do cannibals call athletes?
Fast food!
#joke #short #food #sport #athlete
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  • Currently 4.57/10

Rating: 4.6/10 (7)

Hilarious jokes-Baby Hair

Anita gave birth to a healthy baby boy. An old aunt who came to visit her, noticed that the baby had flaming red hair.

"I see that you have black hair", she said to Anita, "What color is the fathers' hair?".

"I have no idea", answered Anita, "He was wearing a hat".
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  • Currently 4.00/10

Rating: 4.0/10 (7)

“We should make a bee...

“We should make a beer commercial. It sounds simply intoxicating.”

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  • Currently 4.00/10

Rating: 4.0/10 (8)

Government vs. Mafia

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 4.20/10

Rating: 4.2/10 (5)

Government vs. Mafia

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (5)

“When the investor ca...

“When the investor came home from work he was spent.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.83/10

Rating: 4.8/10 (6)

Mimes

What's black and white and red all over?

Mimes in a chainsaw fight.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.67/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (6)

Definitely stupid

You are definitively stupid:

If you visit an ice cream parlor instead of a chemist when your girlfriend says she loves chocolate flavor.
#joke #short #food #chocolate
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  • Currently 4.63/10

Rating: 4.6/10 (8)

“The boy who got elec...

“The boy who got electrocuted was unable to give a statement because he was still shocked at the incident.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.17/10

Rating: 3.2/10 (6)

Smart Fish

Q: Why are fish so smart?

A: Because they live in schools.

#joke #short #animal #fish
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  • Currently 3.60/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (5)

Empty Beer Bottles

Q: Why did the blonde put empty beer bottles in the fridge?

A: For the people who don't drink

Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
  • Currently 4.22/10

Rating: 4.2/10 (9)

“The marine biology s...

“The marine biology student took a math course called algae-bra.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.78/10

Rating: 3.8/10 (9)

Madonna and a Convertible

What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible?

A top that comes down easily!

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (7)

Kids jokes-Like Uncle

Announcing to my four year old son that his aunt just delivered a baby boy and it looked just like his uncle, he said, "You mean he has a mustache?"
#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.71/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (7)

“When the rubber mark...

“When the rubber market bounced, it was latex news.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 4.50/10

Rating: 4.5/10 (6)

Q: What do you call a midget f...

Q: What do you call a midget fortuneteller on the run from the law?
A: A small medium at large.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.17/10

Rating: 3.2/10 (6)

Hairdresser Booty Call... Bangs

I love bangs--and I don't just mean the haircut.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.60/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (5)

Statistics jokes-Bikini

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
- Aaron Levenstein
#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.17/10

Rating: 3.2/10 (6)

Slept with

An old couple were talking. The wife asked her husband, "How many women have you slept with?"

"Only you, Darling,” the man replied proudly. “With all the others I was awake."

#joke #short
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  • Currently 2.20/10

Rating: 2.2/10 (5)

Touring A New Saw Mill


Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here... No! There goes another one!"

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (9)

“The feather dancer w...

“The feather dancer was rushed to the hospital. Her boa constricted her.”

#joke #short
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  • Currently 5.29/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (7)

Graveyard Salon

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?

A: "Curl Up and Dye."

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 4.71/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (7)

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