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Short jokes - funny one liners (9121 to 9160)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 9121 to 9160. |
Short funny jokes-Zebra crossing
The policeman said, "Can you explain why you are trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing only 25 meters away?"
'Well,' replied the jay walker, "I hope it's having better luck than me."
One line jokes-Contortionist
“I tried to look up i...
“I tried to look up impotence on the Internet but nothing came up.”
Thanksgiving Turkey
One Thanksgiving, a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, "He gave you the bird!"
“The seaside Chinese ...
“The seaside Chinese buffet with free wi-fi was named The Baudwok.”
Hearing aid...
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?
John: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, though. But it's top of the line.
Mary: What kind is it?
John: Twelve-thirty.
The Sharkeisha super falcon pu...
The Sharkeisha super falcon punch is as close as anyone has ever gotten to the force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. “Workers in an uphols...
“Workers in an upholstery business demanded a wage hike to cushion the high cost of living.”
“The cartoon animator...
“The cartoon animator felt imprisoned by his job. He could not free himself from his cel.”
One line jokes-Intoxicated
Lost credit card
A man says to his friend: "My wife's credit card got stolen last week."
"That's a shame," says the friend: "have you told the police?"
"No way," says the man: "the thief is spending less than she did!"
“The coin artist prom...
“The coin artist promised he'll change his profession to something noteworthy.”
Really funny jokes-Expected apology
Expecting an apology, the man said, "Indeed you did."
Julie nodded, and noted, "Oh good. Then this is my row."
A.J. Jamal: Los Angeles Homeless
Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that? Our homeless people are serious, man. They have signs that not only say, 'Will work for food,' some of them have what they want: 'Baked potato, salad, shrimp, sweet potato pie, sour chives.'
Q: Why can't idiots make Kool-...
Q: Why can't idiots make Kool-Aid?A: They can't get a quart of water to stay in the envelope
Chuck Norris will never have a...
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.“What happened to the...
“What happened to the rich guy with the double chin? He made a four chin.”
“Why did the agricult...
“Why did the agricultural presentation go so smoothly? They planted questions.”
Kids jokes-Growing hair
I mentioned this to him and told him he needed a haircut again.
Pondering over the problem, he came up with a solution and said, "Maybe we shouldn't water it so much."
Q: Did you hear about the pers...
Q: Did you hear about the person who forgot to pay their exorcist?A: They were repossessed.
Why The Left Breast Is Bugger?
Q: Why do 99% of the girls have a bigger left breast?A: Coz ...99% of the guys are right handed!
