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Short jokes - funny one liners (9241 to 9280)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 9241 to 9280. |
Like father like son....
Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls."
The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."
one liner jokes
Q. What's the difference between an Puerto Rican and a computer?
A. You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q. What do you call a field full of Puerto Rican?
A. A vacant lot.
“I told the psychiatr...
“I told the psychiatrist that I was afraid of strangers talking about the founder of stoicism. He said I had zenophobia.”
It's all in the punctuation:...
It's all in the punctuation:An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
How Much
Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?
"Five bucks, sir."
"And how much for my suitcase?"
"No charge for the suitcase, sir."
"Okay. Take the case and I'll walk."
Good jokes-Weather girl
Suzie said, "Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV."
Switching channels
An old married couple was at home watching TV.
The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"
Public pool...
Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
Teacher jokes-Spell wrong
Bobby : R-O-N-G.
Teacher: That's wrong.
Bobby: That's what you asked for, isn't it?
“I love you mower tod...
“I love you mower today than yesterday, but not as mulch as tomorrow.”
“Did you hear about t...
“Did you hear about the man who was jabbed in the back with a set of keys? His back locked up.”
Parachute
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
"Well, I finaly retired my old...
"Well, I finaly retired my old car", said the old man. His pal ask, "Did you junk it or trade it in?" "Naw nothing like that, I put four new Michelins on it."Short funny jokes-Hole in umbrella
Dara replied, "How else am I supposed to know when it stops raining?"
Answering Machine Message 190
Hi, can I speak to Mark?... Oh, there isn't?... I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.
“The international je...
“The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they had a good ring leader.”
Clean jokes-Oldest lady
She's lost it all - is completely bald!
We live in a society today whe...
We live in a society today where pizza delivery comes to your house before the policeMissing Thermometer
A nurse walks into a bank to deposit her pay check. She reaches into her purse to pull out a pen to sign her check. To her dismay, she pulls out a rectal thermometer. In frustration, she throws her arms up and shouts, "Oh, great! Some asshole has my pen!
Politically Speaking
"My uncle ran for Senate last year."
"Really? What does he do now?"
"Nothing. He got elected."
“After hours of waiti...
“After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling.”
“Finding all possible...
“Finding all possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets is not a matter of If but Venn.”
