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Short jokes - funny one liners (9361 to 9400)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 9361 to 9400. |
Elvis Presley Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock?
Who's there? Wurlitzer. Wurlitzer who? Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show...Cold Cream
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
“To me the end result...
“To me the end result of a can-do attitude is positively candid.”
Backstreet Boys
Q: What is the only instrument the Backstreet Boys are good at playing?
A: The male organ.
FOR SALE BY OWNER
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
Superman and Batman
Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp."
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."
One line jokes-Engineer
“The shoemaker did no...
“The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.”
Miss Greedy
This lesson was learned by Miss Greedy Who wore her shoplifted bikini. She heard a loud pop, And off came her top And had nothing on in betweenie!Send in help...
A guy calls the hospital and a nurse answers the phone.
The guy said, "Send in help because my wife is going into labor."
The nurse said, "Is this her first child?"
The guy replied, "No, this is her husband."
Little Johnny... Geometry
Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
Warning
IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS.THIS IS A SCAM. HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.
I feel so stupid.
Signed,
The Blonde
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Clark Kent
One line jokes-Economist
Virgin
What do you call and afghan virgin?Never been laid on.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Glaci
President Hillary
Q: Why did Senator Hillary Clinton decide to run for office?
A: She'd already been president for 8 years.
“His job in the city ...
“His job in the city sewers ended when he got smell shock and succumbed in the stenches.”
Solving A Problem
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."
Sardar jokes-Buried at Sea
Guess what, four other Sardars drowned digging his grave.
