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Short jokes - funny one liners (9801 to 9840)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 9801 to 9840. |
“Even on Easter Islan...
“Even on Easter Island, most folks would rather croon an oldie than Rapa Nui.”
“'I agree with you wh...
“'I agree with you wholeheartedly,' said the artichoke grower.”
Classic Booty Call... Broom
You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
What has four legs...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
“When I learned what ...
“When I learned what the gun lobby was doing, I went ballistic!”
A.J. Jamal: Good Place to Eat
You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'. '
The Army has been experimentin...
The Army has been experimenting for years to come up with a liquid that will eat through anything and they finally did it. It eats through glass, stainless steel, iron,and all kinds of metal, rock and granite. Now if they could only find something to put it in.The Army has been experimentin...
The Army has been experimenting for years to come up with a liquid that will eat through anything and they finally did it. It eats through glass, stainless steel, iron,and all kinds of metal, rock and granite. Now if they could only find something to put it in.Graveyard Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."
Grandma!
A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased. He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "QUEEN SIZE".
He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed, "Look Granny, YOU wear the same size as our bed!"
“I missed my miniatur...
“I missed my miniature Indian musical instrument practice last night. I couldn't find a baby sitar.”
“He frequently practi...
“He frequently practices furtive looks to operate at peek efficiency.”
Greeting the Queen
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton?
A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
Man from Bandoo
There once was a man from BandooWho fell asleep in a canoe
He dreamed of Venus
And played with his penis
And woke up with a hand full of goo
Avoiding the crowds...
It was Christmas Eve and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"What?!? That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," he replied.
A sign posted in a Dentist's o...
A sign posted in a Dentist's office said:"Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too."
Funny jokes-Obesity rate
They did not complete the phrase - it was intended to be read as "down the toilet," - giving it a whole new meaning.
Where Is This Bus Going?
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
Teacher: Why do we sometimes ...
Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?Peter: Because they had so many knights.
Teacher: Why do we sometimes c...
Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?Peter: Because they had so many knights.
“When I found out tha...
“When I found out that the fire department was charging $75.00 per table for their craft fair I told them they could go to blazes.”
Wrong bus
A drunk man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says: "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts: "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
Yo Mama Is So Tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
“I think Santa has ri...
“I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.”
Point and Laugh
What are two things you should never do in bed?Point and Laugh!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
