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Short jokes - funny one liners (9841 to 9880)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 9841 to 9880. |
Chuck Norris does not need Twi...
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.Lazy Lesbians
Q: Why are lesbians so lazy?
A: They don't do dick and they always eat out.
A drunken man walked up to a p...
A drunken man walked up to a parking meter and puts in some change. The meter goes up to sixty and he says, "Hey, I lost 100 pounds!"Hilarious jokes-Angry Birds application
“I dated a politician...
“I dated a politician over the holidays but when I wrapped myself up as a present, he couldn't cut through the red tape.”
“The dermatologist an...
“The dermatologist and his wife enjoyed the backyard BBQ, while their children played a game of skin tag.”
Yo Moma Is So Poor
yo moma is so poor that when i saw her walkin down the alley kickin a can i asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm moving."Grand Theft Auto
A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."
The same boss
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.Glen, why do you always get so...
Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Asked the teacher.Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. He replied
Kids jokes-Turn seven
Pat came the reply, "When I'm tired of being six."
Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz...
Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?She had three men giving her directions.
Water in the carburetor...
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
An executive was interviewing ...
An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"She quickly responded, "The living one."
Short funny jokes-National debt
Have you noticed the national debt? Now that the world hasn't ended, we are so screwed!
An executive was interviewing ...
An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"She quickly responded, "The living one."
Sign in a Police Station: It t...
Sign in a Police Station: It takes about 3500 bolts to put a car together; but only one nut to scatter it all over the road.An Antartian was running back ...
An Antartian was running back and forth from his computer and his mailbox. Then the mailman came up to him and asked him what he was doing. He replied, "My dumb computer keeps saying, "you've got mail."Priest vs. Homosexual
What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual?
The way they say ahhhh-men.
Mistress, prostitue.
What is the difference between a mistress, a prostitute, and a wife?The mistress says, "Are you through yet?"
The prostitute says, "Are you through already?"
The wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Submitted by fairytales64
Edited by Curtis and calamjo
Priest vs. Homosexual
What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual?
The way they say ahhhh-men.
Ah! Yes, love is blind, and ma...
Ah! Yes, love is blind, and marriage is and eye opener!Viagra and Mr. Clean
Q: What happens when you mix Viagra with Mr. Clean?
A: Rise and shine.
My mind is gone...
"Oh God," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"
Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!"
