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Short jokes - funny one liners (9881 to 9920)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 9881 to 9920. |
We spend the first twelve mont...
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!Short funny jokes-Raw cookie dough
Boogers and spinach
What is the differance between boogers and spinach?
You can't get your kids to eat spinach.
Microsoft and a lightbulb
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?
None - Bill Gates just declares darkness the new standard!
Chuck Norris knows what the do...
Chuck Norris knows what the double rainbow means.Really funny jokes-After 15 years in Prison
After their exit, they bid good bye to each other and said: “OK, rest we will talk on phone.”
Dear John
Dear John,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place. I love you.
All my love,
Judi xxxxoooxxxx
P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.
The Secret to Making Women Happy
Q: Did you hear about the guy who found out the secret to making women happy?
A: No, neither did I.
A couple celebrated their 25th...
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said:"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."
A couple celebrated their 25th...
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said:"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."
Neck Tie Required
A guy gets stopped by the bouncer at a nightclub. "You have to wear a tie," says the bouncer.
The guy goes back to his car and finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around his neck, and goes back to the club.
The bouncer lets him in but warns, "I'll be watching, so you better not start anything!"
The grass is always greener on...
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there; then the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.In an act of great philanthrop...
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck Norris donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research to the American Cancer Society.Walks Into a Bar... Drunk Nose
A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."
Crossdresser Funnies
Q. What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?
A. Eat, drink, and be Mary!
If you woke up this morning, i...
If you woke up this morning, it means Chuck Norris spared your life.Adult jokes-Impotency clinic
A: It's a soft job.
Leak
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink,"
And the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Q: What did one math book say ...
Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!
Honey, has anyone ever told you....
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?"
The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."
The wife yells, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?"
