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Short jokes - funny one liners (9921 to 9960)

Short jokes - funny one liners (9921 to 9960)

Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 9921 to 9960.

Clean jokes-Winning Knight Riders team

Q. What's the difference between a winning Kolkata Knight Riders team and a UFO?

A. Someone has seen a UFO.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Really Funny Jokes - Really Funny jokes, adult jokes, Good jokes, short funny jokes, teacher jokes, affair jokes, kids jokes, doctor jokes, funny pictures
  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

Blonde State of Mind

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"

Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"

The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 2.88/10

Rating: 2.9/10 (8)

SLIDESHOW #257 - Funny Photo Slideshow

Q: Why was the math book sad...

Q: Why was the math book sad
A: Because it had too many problems
#joke #short
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 5.50/10

Rating: 5.5/10 (2)

A rooster was strutting around...

A rooster was strutting around the henhouse one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
- S.C. Herald-Journal -
#joke #short #animal #rooster #food #egg
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 2.33/10

Rating: 2.3/10 (3)

A Side Order of Blondes

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 4.63/10

Rating: 4.6/10 (8)

Al Gore And Leonardo DiCaprio

What's the difference between Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio?

One of them, due to circumstances beyond his control, was dragged down with the wreckage.

The other one is just an actor.

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes - Used to be - Pacific products joke of the day, but site no longer works.
  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

Teacher: Why are you late?
...

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because, of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
#joke #short
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (1)

Teacher: Why are you late? R...

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because, of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
#joke #short
Joke | Source: MHINTZ0929's Blog - New funny joke each day
  • Currently 5.33/10

Rating: 5.3/10 (9)

Cricket joke-Pune Warriors fan

If you see a Pune Warriors fan on a motocycle, why should you not swerve to hit him?

It could be your motorcycle.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

Tomato in Training

Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato?
A: "You better catch up!"

#joke #short #food #tomato
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 2.75/10

Rating: 2.8/10 (4)

Microsoft Sentence

Microsoft has announced a new product called Microsoft

Sentence. Install it on your computer, and will come to a

full-stop. Period.

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
  • Currently 3.67/10

Rating: 3.7/10 (3)


Q: What is the height of...


Q: What is the height of stupidity?
A: 2 men sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat



#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

I had plastic surgery last wee...

I had plastic surgery last week.

My wife cut up my credit cards.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: MHINTZ0929's Blog - New funny joke each day
  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (1)

Diet Plan

Tina : I am much at ease on the second day of my diet.

Rina : Is that becuase the body adapts to the diet plan by then?

Tina: No, it's because I would have given up by the next day.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: Really Funny Jokes - Really Funny jokes, adult jokes, Good jokes, short funny jokes, teacher jokes, affair jokes, kids jokes, doctor jokes, funny pictures
  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

Musicians and Lightbulbs

Q: How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One, two, one, two, three, four!

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 5.83/10

Rating: 5.8/10 (6)

Love at first sight

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

Submitted by Calamjo

Edited by Curtis

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
  • Currently 4.38/10

Rating: 4.4/10 (8)

When things go wrong,
Whe...

When things go wrong,
When sadness fill your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Just let me know,
Cause I want to be there for you,
I am selling tissues,buy one get one free
#joke #short
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (1)

Kids jokes-Ignore

Dad: “Son, a wise person never replies to a fool's question, simply ignores it.”

Son: “Right dad, I went through the examination papers, ignored them and came out.”
#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

State Puns

Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
A: I don't know, Alaska.

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 2.33/10

Rating: 2.3/10 (3)

Like You Would Ever Call a Fish

How do you talk to a fish?

You drop him a line.

#joke #short #animal #fish
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 6.00/10

Rating: 6.0/10 (5)

Four Things...

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Joke | Source: Jokes - Used to be - Pacific products joke of the day, but site no longer works.
  • Currently 4.67/10

Rating: 4.7/10 (3)

Bob: "So, you say that you won...

Bob: "So, you say that you won the conversion with your wife yesterday."
Joe: "Yes, she came crawling on her hands and knees."
Bob: "Really? What did she say?"
Joe: "Come out from under the bed, you coward
#joke #short
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 3.50/10

Rating: 3.5/10 (2)

Gourmet Booty Call... Crudite

We can get as crudite as you want, baby!

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 2.17/10

Rating: 2.2/10 (6)

A man came home and was greete...

A man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'
So he tied her up and went golfing.
#joke #short
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (7)

A skeleton walks into a bar...

A skeleton walks into a bar, and says, "Give me shot, and a mop."

#joke #short #walksintoabar
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 3.38/10

Rating: 3.4/10 (8)

your rights

Wear short sleeves: Support your right to bare arms!

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

The accountant

An accountant got out of bed and complained that he had not slept a wink.

"Why didn't you count sheep?" his wife asked

"I did, that is what got me into trouble" the accountant replied "I made a mistake during the first hour, and it took me until this morning to correct it."

#joke #short #animal #sheep
Joke | Source: Jokes - Used to be - Pacific products joke of the day, but site no longer works.
  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (1)


Q: Why did the man fall ...


Q: Why did the man fall off the building?
A: He tripped.
#joke #short
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  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

Q: How come legacy programmers...

Q: How come legacy programmers get Halloween and Christmas confused?

A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25 (Octal 31 = Decimal 25)
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 4.33/10

Rating: 4.3/10 (3)

Q:What goes up but never comes...

Q:What goes up but never comes down?

A:Your age!

#joke #short
Joke | Source: MHINTZ0929's Blog - New funny joke each day
  • Currently 6.33/10

Rating: 6.3/10 (3)

Christmas jokes-Bald

What's your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald and fat.
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  • Currently 3.33/10

Rating: 3.3/10 (3)

Fly in My Soup

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
"That's entirely possible. Our cook used to be a tailor."

#joke #short #food #soup
Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 3.13/10

Rating: 3.1/10 (8)

A Good Beer...

Q: What do you call a beer that makes you laugh?

A: A Brew Ha Ha

Joke | Source: Jokes - Used to be - Pacific products joke of the day, but site no longer works.
  • Currently 3.80/10

Rating: 3.8/10 (5)

Christmas Joy and Peace to all...

Christmas Joy and Peace to all!
Joke | Source: MHINTZ0929's Blog - New funny joke each day
  • Currently 4.75/10

Rating: 4.8/10 (4)

Christmas Bonus

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 3.55/10

Rating: 3.5/10 (11)

Boy Scouts

Boy Scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend,

"We might as well give up. They are coming after us with flashlights."

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes - Used to be - Pacific products joke of the day, but site no longer works.
  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (7)

Really funny jokes-Drafted

I didn't enlist in the Army - I was drafted.
So I wasn't going to make life easy for anyone.
During my physical, the doctor asked softly, "Can you read the letters on the wall?"
"What letters?" I answered slyly.
"Good," said the doctor. "You passed the hearing test."
Joke | Source: Really Funny Jokes - Really Funny jokes, adult jokes, Good jokes, short funny jokes, teacher jokes, affair jokes, kids jokes, doctor jokes, funny pictures
  • Currently 7.00/10

Rating: 7.0/10 (3)

bumper sticker

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

#joke #short
Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
  • Currently 5.00/10

Rating: 5.0/10 (6)

Ghosts are actually caused by ...

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Joke | Source: Daily Chuck - Daily Chuck Norris Fact
  • Currently 6.63/10

Rating: 6.6/10 (8)

Christmas Blondes

What do you call three blondes at Christmas?

Ho, ho, ho!

Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
  • Currently 2.00/10

Rating: 2.0/10 (9)

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