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Short jokes - funny one liners (10801 to 10840)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 10801 to 10840. |
Exam markers are just employee...
Exam markers are just employees mass grading as professors.#joke #short
Chuck Norris was in the amazon...
Chuck Norris was in the amazon one day when he was bit by a vicious snake. After 3 days of pain and suffering... the snake died.Aries Spears: Not a Millionaire
Im at a very frustrating point in my career because Im not a millionaire. Like, people assume because youre in movies or TV, youre rich. Im not rich, but Im far from broke. Im what you call a thousandaire.#joke #short
Was Helen Keller born without ...
Was Helen Keller born without hearing? Deaf innately not.#joke #short
In a fight between Batman and ...
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris. #joke #short #chuck-norris
Celebrity jokes-Hit with a guitar
Q: What do call it when Eric Clapton hits your car with his guitar? A: A FENDER BENDER!
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Gifts For A Teacher #joke #humor
A Stanford Medical research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder.The response was gratifying; they got 300 responses the day after the ad came out.
All from the same person.
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Lady, this vacuum cleaner will...
Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half.Good. Ill take two of them.
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It is said that looking into C...
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.#joke #short #chuck-norris
What did the tie say to the ha...
What did the tie say to the hat?You go on ahead, Ill just hang around!
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After Timberlake went to that ...
After Timberlake went to that famed Ukrainian watershed - he wrote ‘Crimea River‘.#joke #short
Someone once tried to tell Chu...
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.#joke #short #chuck-norris
One line jokes-Cancelled cricket match
Have you heard about the Irish cricket match that was cancelled because both sides showed up wearing the same colours?
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Gifts For A Teacher #joke #humor
Two moving van men were taking things into a house.One said, "Joe, help me move this chest."
Joe asked, "Why? Did miss Jones tell you to?"
"No.", replied Tom.
"Then how do you know she wants it moved?" asked Joe.
"Because she's under it."
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T.J. Miller: Open Source Coding Joke
This area of Colorado, right around here in Boulder, has the highest cases of pedophilia per capita of anywhere else in Colorado. Did you know that? Its true; I read it in Wikipedia. I mean I put it in there, but I read it right after.#joke #short
End of the earth
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?
Submitted by sai1ram
Edited by Curtis
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Winner of the Toastmasters awa...
Winner of the Toastmasters award for ‘best speech about handguns' won a Glock n' spiel.#joke #short
Chuck Norris has to register e...
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Really funny jokes-Lost Compass
Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems?Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel..
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Gifts For A Teacher #joke #humor
Why isn't your nose 12-inches long?Because then it would be a foot!
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Carlos Mencia: Super-Fence
You know what they said in California? I saw it on C-Span -- people we vote for -- this is what they said, I propose that we kick all of the illegal aliens out of this country. Then we build a super-fence so they cant get back in. And I went, Um, whos gonna build it? #joke #short
You must shave down below if y...
You must shave down below if you live in a mow nasty hairy.#joke #short
The opening scene of the movie...
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The renegade employee who defe...
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.#joke #short
Chuck Norris was banned from c...
Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
Chuck Norris doesn't read book...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Colin Quinn: New Yorkers Take a Compliment
You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment when theyre an adult. Nice haircut. Screw you. Whats wrong with it? #joke #short
blondes and computer
How do you know that a blonde was using the computer?there is white out on the screen
How do you know that another blonde was using that computer?
there is writing over the white out
How do you know that a third blonde was using the computer?
the joystick is wet
What movie was based on the me...
What movie was based on the memoirs of a college cannibal? A: The Grad u ate.#joke #short
Chuck Norris invented the Caes...
Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb. #joke #short #chuck-norris
Really funny jokes-Auditors
"The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?"
"Very thoroughly."
"What did they say?"
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
#joke #short
Mike Birbiglia: Illiterate People
I shouldnt say bad stuff about illiterate people, though. I should write it. #joke #short
I went out with a tranny. It w...
I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.#joke #short
Chuck Norris once shot an enem...
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"#joke #short #chuck-norris
