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Short jokes - funny one liners (14241 to 14280)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 14241 to 14280. |
What did the Spanish farmer sa...
What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens,Why do dragons make bad bosses...
Why do dragons make bad bosses?Because they fire everybody
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Simplified Income Taxes
REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORM
New Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes
1. How much money did you make in 2000?
2. Send it to us.
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Do you know why the Cincinnati...
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.
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A termite walks into a bar and...
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"#joke #short #walksintoabar
Did you hear about the dude wh...
Did you hear about the dude who needed gas money? He sold his car for it.#joke #short
What did the traffic light say...
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing
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A woman goes into a sporting g...
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle."It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.
"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"
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Park Bench
Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench on North Avenue. After a while, one said, "By the way, George, how's your wife?"#joke #short
Yo momma like an ice cream con...
Yo momma like an ice cream cone -- everyone gets a lick.#joke #short
Helen Keller
Helen Keller fell into a hole in the ground. She shoutedfor help and no one came to her aid. She continued shouting
until her hands started to hurt.
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Hear about the dude who wanted...
Hear about the dude who wanted to be an explorer? He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.#joke #short
Piercing a Pirate
Q: How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?A: A buck an ear.
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A woman goes into a sporting g...
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle."It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.
"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"
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I've used up all my sick days,...
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.#joke #short
Did you hear about the jailed ...
Did you hear about the jailed dude who was found in his cell with half a dozen bumps on his head? He tried to hang himself with a bungee cord.#joke #short
Mechanical vs. Chemical
Q: Whats the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?A: Mechanical engineers build weapons; civil engineers build targets.
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Girl: You would be a good dan...
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
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Grandpa and God
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?â€
I mentally polished my halo while I asked, “Now, how are we alike?â€
“You’re both old,†he replied.
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Top Ten Country & Western Song
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine#joke #short
Q: What do yo...
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?A: You slap the bitch.
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Neck Tie Required
A guy gets stopped by the bouncer at a nightclub. You have to wear a tie, says the bouncer.The guy goes back to his car and finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around his neck, and goes back to the club.
The bouncer lets him in but warns, Ill be watching, so you better not start anything!
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Did you hear about the dude wh...
Did you hear about the dude who shot an arrow into the air? He missed.#joke #short
What's the plumbing co...
What's the plumbing company run by nuns called?Cisterns of Mercy
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Porsche For Sale
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It clearly announced, "$500 Porsche! New!"#joke #short
Q: Why did Go...
Q: Why did God give women two sets of lips?A: So they could piss and moan at the same time.
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Mixing Politics and Religion
The last time politics was mixed with religion, people wereburned at the stake.
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Why did the dude tip-toe past ...
Why did the dude tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.#joke #short
Why can't a nose be 12 inches ...
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot
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Answering Machine Message 199
OK, one more time... This is our answering machine... This is the message on our answering machine... Any questions?
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An old man goes to the Wizard ...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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