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Short jokes - funny one liners (14561 to 14600)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 14561 to 14600. |
Doctor, doctor, I keep stealin...
Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.How does the spoiled little ri...
How does the spoiled little rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I need a new apartment."
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Do you know what happens if yo...
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed!Tony White, Loanhead
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Did you hear about the man who...
Did you hear about the man who got lost in thought? He was in unfamiliar territory.#joke #short
The stories from ER:
The stories from ER:
A man comes into the ER and yells "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one. #joke #short
A man comes into the ER and yells "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.
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Jill: Have you noticed that I'...
Jill: Have you noticed that I've been on a crash diet? Jack: Oh, is that why you look like a wreck?#joke #short
What's the difference between ...
What's the difference between a pigeon and a banker?"The Bush campaign unveil...
"The Bush campaign unveiled its new slogan. The new slogan is 'We've Turned A Corner And We're Not Turning Back.' This replaces their old slogan 'Do What Dick Cheney Says And Nobody Gets Hurt.'" -- Conan O'Brien#joke #short
Jack: My sister wants to be an...
Jack: My sister wants to be an actress. Jill: Is she pretty? Jack: Well, I think she'll be perfect for radio.#joke #short
The Buddhist Computer Addict
Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana.
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Why do mummies make excellent ...
Why do mummies make excellent spies?Husband: Do you think our son ...
Husband: Do you think our son gets all his brains from me? Wife: Probably. I still have all of mine.#joke #short
What did the frog order at McD...
What did the frog order at McDonald's?French flies and a diet Croak
Douglas Smith, Pilton
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The full article contains 39 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
How many men does it take to c...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows -- has it ever happened?#joke #short
What do you call 50 politician...
What do you call 50 politicians buried up to their necks in cement? Not enough cement.#joke #short
A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"You eat three times a day. Why can't you pray five times?"
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Did you hear about the stupid ...
Did you hear about the stupid husband who had eight vasectomies? He had to because his wife kept getting pregnant.#joke #short
How are men like parking space...
How are men like parking spaces? The good ones are always taken. The free ones are either handicapped or extremely small.#joke #short
What do you call a woman with ...
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?Eileen
Sean Edwards, Leith
If you have a joke you would like to share with us e-mail: letters_en@edinburgh news.com
Sean Edwards, Leith
If you have a joke you would like to share with us e-mail: letters_en@edinburgh news.com
The full article contains 40 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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