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Short jokes - funny one liners (14721 to 14760)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 14721 to 14760. |
At last; a cause that I can really support!
‘Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, *'Good morning, Lord,'*and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, *'Good Lord, it's morning.'#joke #short
Talk Dirty to Me
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
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Did you hear about the mentall...
Did you hear about the mentally-challenged job applicant? At the bottom of his application form where it said "Sign Here," he wrote "Aquarius."#joke #short
Why can't a bankrupt farmer co...
Why can't a bankrupt farmer complain?Say It With Flowers.....
A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It With Flowers."
"Wrap up one rose," he told the florist.
"Only one?" the florist asked.
"Just one," the customer replied. "I'm a man of few words."
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There was a very gracious lady...
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country."Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.
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Bad Drivers
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''
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How do you define "selfish"? T...
How do you define "selfish"? That's what the owner of a seafood store does.#joke #short
A man walks into a pub and see...
A man walks into a pub and sees Van Gogh at the bar. "Hi Van, can I get you a drink?" "No thanks, I got one ear."#joke #short
New Mexico Crazy Law
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Las Cruces
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Did you hear about the woman w...
Did you hear about the woman who sued her husband for being careless in his appearance? He hadn't shown up at home for 15 years.#joke #short
Why did the cross-eyed teacher...
Why did the cross-eyed teacher get the sack?At last; a cause that I can really support!
Urgent Boycott News!...
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Why is psychoanalysis quicker ...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for a man than for a woman? When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.#joke #short
Who invented King Arthur's rou...
Who invented King Arthur's round table?Sir Cumference
Brian Sidcup, Marchmont
If you have a joke you would like to share with us e-mail: letters_en@edinburghnews.com
Brian Sidcup, Marchmont
If you have a joke you would like to share with us e-mail: letters_en@edinburghnews.com
The full article contains 33 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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Did you hear about the man who...
Did you hear about the man who fell in love with a psychic? He got down on one knee and asked her, "Will I marry you?"#joke #short
An obscene caller from Aberdee...
An obscene caller from Aberdeen had a short career.He kept reversing the charges.
Margaret Paterson, Lochend
If you have a joke to share. e-mail letters_en@ edinburgh news.com
Margaret Paterson, Lochend
If you have a joke to share. e-mail letters_en@ edinburgh news.com
The full article contains 35 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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