|
Short jokes - funny one liners (1521 to 1560)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1521 to 1560. |
The Norman king drove the Angl
The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.
A Singing Lesson
An opera singer said she could teach me how to hit high C...
I said, “No thanks. I’ve heard that pitch.”
My friend is a fighter pilot,
My friend is a fighter pilot, and he's into mach-making. He can introduce you to several G's.It's Bad Grammar
I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail...
But you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
You should not impersonate The
You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.Three old ladies are sitting o
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat right in front of them.The first old lady has a stroke.
The second old lady has a stroke.
But the third old lady can't reach that far.
A New GPS
The other day I bought a new GPS for old angry people...
It tells other people where to go!
I thought about abandoning my
I thought about abandoning my career as a welder, but decided to solder on.When th
When the cops showed up at the Chinese restaurant after receiving a burglary call, they were shocked at the wonton destruction.Do irrigation systems work? Ye
Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.A Really Boring Person
You know that you're a really boring person when someone steals your identity and then tries to give it back.
The Wash Its
While getting ready for school, our parents would always ask if we washed our "its"....
That's our zits, pits, and private bits.
NED: Wh
NED: Why don't you like the official web sites for any cities in France?ED: Because – they're the epitome of e-ville.
Never rush a decapitation. You
Never rush a decapitation. You don't want to get a head of yourself.A beautiful, sexy, good-lookin
A beautiful, sexy, good-looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane.The lady said to him, "Can you help me remove something from my breast please?"
The exciting young man replied, "Wow! It will be my pleasure. So what is it?"
"Your Eyes, idiot!"
Too Much Time Online
My wife says that I spend too much time talking to random people online.
What do you guys think?
Prehistoric Producer
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
"Try Sara's Tops!"
A lynch mob chased after a fla
A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.NED: I heard your new flatmate
NED: I heard your new flatmate is made of Jello?ED: What? That's ridiculous!
NED: Really.
ED: Those are just viscous roomers!
I can only write while crankin
I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I'm guilty of stereo typing.Weak Days
If you think Thursdays are bad, just wait two days...
It will be a sadder day.
Reading the Dictionary
I was so bored the other day that I just started memorizing pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I like to stand in lineups, lo
I like to stand in lineups, looking at the queued girls.Hiring a prostitute has its ow
Hiring a prostitute has its own etiquette. Be sure follow the pro to call.Romney's biggest scandal
Romney's biggest scandal was when he denied all scandals, aka Mittigate.NED: I caught you heating up y
NED: I caught you heating up your own booger!ED: So?
NED: Your goos is cooked!
He Who Jumps Without
Confucius say...
He who jumps out of airplane without parachute, is jumping to conclusion.
