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Short jokes - funny one liners (1561 to 1600)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1561 to 1600. |
NED: I caught you heating up y
NED: I caught you heating up your own booger!ED: So?
NED: Your goos is cooked!
He Who Jumps Without
Confucius say...
He who jumps out of airplane without parachute, is jumping to conclusion.
Overloaded
Police officer: “Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I’m going to have to take away your driver’s license.”
Driver: “You’re kidding me, right? The license can only weigh one ounce, tops!”
Nobutty knows
Nobutty knows what it's like to have a small behind.High Tech Delivery
My sister gave birth in a state-of-the-art delivery room.
It was so high tech that the baby came out cordless!
Feeling lazy and depressed?
Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline. #joke #short
When the B-52 bomber pilot got
When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.Now That's A Dry Spell
Occasionally you hear about a really dry spell in Texas.
I always thought the stories exaggerated until I got a birthday card last week.
They attached the stamp with a staple.
Hear that they found evidence
Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?Class Reunion
I recently went to my 30th class reunion from nursery school.
I didn't want to go because I've put on maybe 90 or 100 pounds since then.
I went
I went to university, but all my professors were crazy. I mean, absolutely nuts! They should have called it Macadamia.For articles about celebrities
For articles about celebrities kissing in public, consult WikiPDA.Why are all monks promiscuous
Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?I'm no-Zrong
I'm no-Z. Can you give me directions to the oo?Andrew from Dugald:
African pasta? Serenghetti.
and
Once a year, all the lions get together and go to a salon. They get their manes brushed and their claws sharpened… but always in that order – and they're always pleased with the results. Pride combeth before a file, they say!
Atkins dieters can't car
Atkins dieters can't carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.How do Jewish tourists relax i
How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.There is no truth to the rumou
There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.King of Taxis? All hai
King of Taxis? All hail Uber!Do hip ‘eaus
Do hip ‘eaus drink Perrier?Queen's Work
Question: Why does a Queen carry a scepter?
Answer: Because everyone works 'cept her!
Baking has a lot of rules. The
Baking has a lot of rules. There are a lot of doughs and donuts.Music On the Fly
This lady I know is pretty incredible at composing music on the fly...
But one day she fell off!
If you
If you write an exam in a freezing cold room then you might end up as a testicle.The Time Traveler
A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Hard Work
When I was young, I was poor...
But after many years of hard work, I am no longer young.
