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Short jokes - funny one liners (1641 to 1680)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1641 to 1680. |
Whenever I leave the country p
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.#joke #short
Dirty diapers bring good luck.
Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.#joke #short
To make crucifixion victims su
To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.#joke #short
They Call Me the Computer
My boss calls me "the computer"...
Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
#joke #short
People who take flight from Cu
People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.#joke #short
Live and Learn
Life hack...
You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting your wife’s birthday.
#joke #short
Homophony: pu
Homophony: puns about a superficial gay dude.#joke #short
Forced against your will to ea
Forced against your will to eat frozen water? You've suffered a great ingest ice.#joke #short
Losing Weight
My brother was having a tough time losing weight.
Our sister thought he should cut back gradually, so one day she asked, “Mike would you like to split a doughnut with me?”
Mike answered, “Want to split two?”
#joke #short
Baby Boomers hate denim, becau
Baby Boomers hate denim, because they're afraid of a jean.#joke #short
Which philosopher was most con
Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?#joke #short
Tie-win Lannisterr
Tie-win Lannister never loses.#joke #short
What do you call it when a Fre
What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice?#joke #short
Carilloneur
Carilloneur employment has jumped: must be a high ring spree.#joke #short
The REAL College Plan
College is really just kidnapping done backwards...
If you don’t give us a ridiculously large amount of money, we’ll send you your child back!
#joke #short
NED: Wa
NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!
#joke #short
Workout Routine
I started a new workout routine this week, doing crunches twice a day...
I do Cap'n in the morning and Nestle's in the afternoon.
#joke #short
Speaking English is paradoxica
Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.#joke #short
A well-dressed infant has a
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance. #joke #short
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My girlfriend was crying. I tr
My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.#joke #short
When police do fingerprinting,
When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.#joke #short #policeman
When the Europeans arrived, th
When the Europeans arrived, the Indians owned all the land in North America. Amass acre was inevitable.#joke #short
