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Short jokes - funny one liners (1841 to 1880)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1841 to 1880. |
Too many radiation puns on thi
Too many radiation puns on this site?Check Please!
My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account.
One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, “Guess I’ll use plastic.”
Unconcerned, she whipped out her checkbook, “That's okay, I’m using rubber.”
NED: Hear about my friend Stan
NED: Hear about my friend Stan, who had his penis cut off by his wife?ED: Really! She must have been sent to prison.
NED: No, I'm afraid she was let off.
ED: Really. Why?
NED: Because – the judge ruled there was only circumcise-Stan-genital evidence!
The Serengeti is overcrowded.
The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.Do bored mountaineers embrace
Do bored mountaineers embrace climb-it change?Sodium Hypobromite
Science teacher: "Does anyone here know what sodium hypobromite is?"
Student: "NaBrO!"
The study of farts, aka ron
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.You can't win a fight wi
You can't win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.Do Eskimos believe in
Do Eskimos believe in recicicling?Tolkien your language
Tolkien your language
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The Good Thief
Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?
The thief was spending less than his wife.
The gho
The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They're calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.The noisiest body of water is
The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.Which popstar makes rapid onst
Which popstar makes rapid onstage wardrobe changes? Tailor Swift.Doing the Bare Minimum
As a kid, I got lectured for only doing the bare minimum to complete a task.
As an engineer, I get paid to do just that.
I'm bed
I'm bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.Can a mathematician marry his
Can a mathematician marry his cosin?Keep Get Well Cards
Always keep several get well cards on the mantel...
If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.
In ancient times, lazy slaves
In ancient times, lazy slaves didn't build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.
Seeing Red
"Believe it or not, but when I see red I'm happy."
"How's that?"
"I sell sunburn remedy."
Bruce Lee's Older Brother
Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?
Sudden Lee.
One of the worst insect massac
One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
I hate Twitter. It's so
I hate Twitter. It's so meme-spirited.You know you've won a po
You know you've won a polygamist's heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”Being poor is absolutely ro
Being poor is absolutely no fund at all.Clark Kent takes direction fro
Clark Kent takes direction from his hat. Because, you know, it's his Super visor.Prefixes Before and After
'Pre' means before...
'Post' means after...
To use both prefixes together would be preposterous!
