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Short jokes - funny one liners (1881 to 1920)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1881 to 1920. |
You should always ask your chi
You should always ask your chiropractor for a disc count.Jesus rose ag
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.You Really Don't Look Good
Ricky: You really don't look good.
Bob: I have a cold.
Ricky: My goodness, AND you have a cold too!
Don’t go out when it’s rai
Don’t go out when it’s raining spiders. You risk getting caught in a tarantula downpour.My Last Chance
"Why did you choose to be cremated?"
"Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body!"
Why did the bitter former soun
Why did the bitter former sound-effects technician lose his hair?The amputee politician was vai
The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.Which character from Gilligan&
Which character from Gilligan's Island always screamed for water?Extensive Seashell Collection
“I have the world’s largest collection of seashells...
You may have seen it, I keep it scattered on beaches all over.”
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Popular fonts? Aerial gets a good reception.Award Winner
My dentist was voted "Dentist Of The Year"....
He didn't get a trophy, they just gave him a little plaque.
Have It Made
People say that money is not the key to happiness...
But I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Is the overuse of prescription
Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?Which famous Russian would not
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.Amputees would love to revolt,
Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]Getting Saved
A father asked his little boy if he knew how a person gets saved.“We’ll be saved by going to our church every Sunday,” the boy said without hesitation.His father explained that going to their church each week would not save them.“Well, then, we better find another church!” replied the boy.Multi-Use Canoe
Today I learned that if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat...
Because it's cap-sized!
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The Lost $100 Bill
Wife: Why are you late?
Husband: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Husband: No, I was standing on it.
Favourite music of a sushi-lov
Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.Cougar With No Hearing
What happens when a cougar loses their hearing?
They become a Def Leppard!
Chernobyl radiation victims ca
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.Superman broke out of Alcatraz
Superman broke out of Alcatraz. It's the Great S cape.80% of Married Men
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...
The rest cheat in Europe.
Miming
By definition, miming is not aloud.My friend Amelia is depressed
My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.Good Old Grandpa
Grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens...
Great man, horrible cabinet maker.
