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Short jokes - funny one liners (2321 to 2360)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 2321 to 2360. |
You can make a tidey s
You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.
Female hormone
Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.
Won't leave California
“My friend won't leave California despite the earthquake risk. He is loyal to a fault.”
People Change
My wife asked me, “Are you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?”
I said, “Actually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.”
Efficiency of windmills
“Turns out the estimates on the energy efficiency of windmills were way over blown.”
“Why are n*dists bad
“Why are n*dists bad for the stock market? They are associated with bare markets.”
I was tempted to push my disob
I was tempted to push my disobedient son into a volcano, in Brat is lava.“Why are so many prod
“Why are so many produce farmers optimists? They take life kumquat may!”
My Take On Marriage
We got married for better or worse...
He couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse.
What did the founder of Starbu
What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?When the action star attacked
When the action star attacked the villains in their Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.What Did 2 Say To 3
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?
"Don’t mind him, he’s just a product of our times."
“Brutus was at a buff
“Brutus was at a buffet. When he took a roll, Julius Caesar said, 'Eat two, Brute.'”
You shouldn't assume tha
You shouldn't assume that people with big hair like to give high-fives. In fact that would be a frodian slap.“The orthopedist went
“The orthopedist went back to school to bone up on new surgical techniques.”
Hunched over on your e-bike? Y
Hunched over on your e-bike? You look like Quasi moto!Risking Life
Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?
Boy: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
New Job As A Cabbie
I just got a job at the local Taxi cab company,
Now I just need to find a ride to get there!!!
Want good luck? Then warmly gr
Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low' effect.
“What do you call a b
“What do you call a band of leaping insects playing old time music? 'Blue-grass Hoppers'.”
Morning & Afternoon
Teacher: "Class, we'll have only half a day of school today morning."
Students: "Yaaayyy!"
Teacher: "We'll have the other half this afternoon."
