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Short jokes - funny one liners (2641 to 2680)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 2641 to 2680. |
“In other news the co
“In other news the corn gang who has been stalking farmers, but hot tips from asparagus informants have led to their arrests and the police have hulled them in!”
Rob Ford mayor scandal?? ro
Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something's rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford
“I hated going to eve
“I hated going to evening church services as a child, but my dad said, 'Don't compline.'”
Answering Machine Message 119
Hi, this is Johan advising you that you spend WAY too much time on the phone. GO OUTSIDE... See the world, LIVE a little... Have fun.
Wrong Name
Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?"
I burst into tears. Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
I Have Lost My Father
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?"
Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"
Cryptographers like to sleep a
Cryptographers like to sleep around, always cracking coeds.Why should you face death by f
Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?My garden came up crooked. It&
My garden came up crooked. It's true what they say about the best laid plants…Breast augmentation will fix e
Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.
This photo of a chicken nibbli
This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.Trouble With Eczema
Sam: I’m having a lot of trouble with eczema, teacher.
Teacher: Heavens, where do you have it?
Sam: I don’t have it, I just can’t spell it.
“When the off-duty co
“When the off-duty copper fell into an electroplating bath, his mettle was galvanized by a sudden zincing feeling and he knew his mass was brass.”
For years the tobacco companie
For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.They launched a tampon into sp
They launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.Husband 1: I am the boss of th
Husband 1: I am the boss of the house. I couldn't find cold water in the house, so I shouted for hot water and got it immediately.Husband 2: Wow, that's great. Is it for drinking or bathing?
Husband 1: It was for washing the dishes.
“The snow removal com
“The snow removal company said they try to plow sense into people wanting to use shovels.”
“I had a disagreement
“I had a disagreement with my dancing teacher at my first lesson. I said I had two left feet and she said too right.”
