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Short jokes - funny one liners (321 to 360)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 321 to 360. |
Mississippi Blues
How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?
1 Mrs. hippie...
2 Mrs. hippie...
3 Mrs. hippie...
When Laughter Is Not the Best Medicine
Laughter is the best medicine...
Unless you have broken ribs.
Belgians During World War II
During World War II many Belgians were recruited to bake fluffy treats for the LustwaffleDownsizing
Boss: Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock, knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Perform Under Pressure
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said, "No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody!"
The bodybuilding punster
The bodybuilding punster pumped irony.Russians
Russians are Igor to please.Writes and Wrongs
Teacher: "Your spelling is really improving, Henry, I only counted three mistakes."
Henry: "That's great!"
Teacher: "And now, let's check the second sentence."
When the President called one
When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.Relative WiFi JOKE
I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people...
But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi!
Video Pun of the Day
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Safe Sex
Every time I go on vacation my wife gets pregnant...
This year I'm taking her with me!
Meth addicts
What did one meth addict say to the other? Let's be frenzy.It's free to make a long
It's free to make a long distance call from the bathroom of a jumbo jet, if you use Sky pee.A statistically significant al
A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.Palin spent $150,000 on ca
Palin spent $150,000 on campaign outfits?Those who work with bamboo are
Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.As she's watching the pa
As she's watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I'm sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.True Hospitality
True hospitality is making your guests feel like they ARE at home...
... all the while you really wish they WERE at home!
Dozen of Nothing
My wife asked me why I call her 12?
Dozen cook, dozen clean, dozen do anything...
You can get never get a straig
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
It's politically incorre
It's politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.I Had A Disease
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive.
It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
The pervert was arrested after
The pervert was arrested after going back to the store and demanding a refondle.
Rank of full professor
Why does it take so long to become a full professor?
Because it takes ten years to get tenure, and then another ten years to get your fingers back.
Wrong Answer
My wife asked me what my favorite time to have sex was?
Apparently "when you're at work" was the wrong answer.
Unplug the Machine
I now know how it will end for me...
One of my kid's will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
