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Short jokes - funny one liners (3841 to 3880)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 3841 to 3880. |
Author: Well, the upshot of it
Author: Well, the upshot of it was, that after ten years, I realized I had absolutely no talent for writing.Friend: So, you gave up?
Author: No, I couldn't. By then, I was too famous.
“If crop circles are
“If crop circles are real, does this mean that aliens have designs for our planet?”
Today's Halloween Specials:
Today's Halloween Specials:Ghoulash, scream beans, scalped potatoes, and Mummy's tomb-make booberry pie with I scream.
“What do you call the
“What do you call the medical condition where your feet go to sleep? Coma-toes.”
Yo Mama So Slow...
Yo mama so slow it takes her a hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!Silence is Golden
Silence is golden...
Unless you have children...
If that is the case, silence is suspicious.
“When deciding betwee
“When deciding between climbing up or using a tool, choose the ladder.”
Internet Dating
Honesty on the internet You're model?
I am chippendales dancer
I also race speedboats.
What is your sign?
Working on Christmas?
Q: Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.Answering Machine Message 172
Hi, you have reached Richard. I'm sorry, but my answering machine is out of order, so the voice you are hearing is actually me.
Snow Days
A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town. When the children returned to school a few days later, one grade school teacher asked her students whether they had used the time away from school constructively. "I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just prayed for more snow."“The floor was so dus
“The floor was so dusty that it seemed to be suffering from sweep deprivation.”
Teacher: "Can someone tell me
Teacher: "Can someone tell me what an 'operetta' is?"Student: "Easy. It's a woman who works for the phone company."
“Charged with lack of
“Charged with lack of quality assurance, the polenta manufacturer pleaded no corntest.”
A woman was telling her friend
A woman was telling her friend, "It was I who made my husband a millionaire.""And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire."
Oxymorons
1.
Oxymorons1. Act naturally
2. Found missing
3. Resident alien
4. Advanced BASIC
5. Genuine imitation
6. Airline Food
7. Good grief
8. Same difference
9. Almost exactly
10. Terribly pleased
11. Sanitary landfill
12. Alone together
13. Legally drunk
14. Silent scream
15. Living dead
16. Government organization
Answering Machine Message 238
Knock, knock. (Pause. Caller thinks, "Who's there?") Isn't that MY question? (Pause.) Please leave a message...
“At the annual Anglo-
“At the annual Anglo-Saxon Fair, I did not drink any wassail. I did not feel any mead for it.”
A third-grade teacher was inst
A third-grade teacher was instructing her students in some of the wonders of nature and ended by saying, "Isn't it wonderful how baby chickens get out of their shells?"An eight-year-old, showing more curiosity than the rest said, "What gets me is how they got in."
“Farmers engaged in p
“Farmers engaged in paddy cultivation for generations are genetically ingrained!”
“After the severe sto
“After the severe storm last night people were shocked to hear from electrician that he was ready provide current events on power restoration.”
“Why did the lumberja
“Why did the lumberjack lose his job? He axed too many questions.”
