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“I tried to mine diam
“I tried to mine diamonds but all I found was chalcedony, I'm sard to say.”
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“Is trading a cephalo
“Is trading a cephalopod for a corvine avian considered squid pro crow?”
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“Can punsters possess
“Can punsters possessing the acumen to puncture the bloated ego of another by his pun pricks be called an acupuncturist?”
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If you're Vice-President
If you're Vice-President waiting to become President, then I guess Joe Biden your time.#joke #short
It takes a certain typ
It takes a certain type to commit infonticide.#joke #short
Hair stylists
“Hair stylists are truly a braid a part.”
Photo by Kaone Makoko on pexels.com#joke #short
“In a lesser known se
“In a lesser known sequel by Jack London, Buck joins a pack of vegetarians wolves. It is called 'Kale of the Wild.'”
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Things Never Change
It's a sign of the time.... it's like being 16 again...
Gas is cheap and I'm grounded again!
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Vegetarian's favorite place
What's a vegetarian's favorite place to dine?
An arboretum.
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Throw Away Exhibits
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
December 18, 1992
In October, a cleaning crew accidentally tossed out an exhibit at the Museum of Discovery and Science in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. The exhibit consisted of 14,000 cigarette butts -- the amount a smoker produces in a lifetime -- crammed into coffee cans. Said the artist, in defense of the cleaning crew, "(The butts) didn't smell very good."
Two Viagra pills walked into a
Two Viagra pills walked into a bar. They sat down next to two marijuana plants who were engrossed in an animated discussion."I don't get it," one marijuana plant said to the other, "Why aren't we legal? Nobody's being hurt by us."
One of the viagra pills scoffed at them.
The marijuana plant turned to him and asked, "What's your problem, don't you think we should be legal?"
"No", the viagra pill replied. "We're hard-on drugs."
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The grass farmer was criminall
The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.#joke #short
Social climbers are trying to
Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere.#joke #short
