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“The debate about unm...
“The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.”
#joke #short
Chuck Norris once wrestled a b...
Chuck Norris once wrestled a bear, an alligator, and a mountain lion all at once. He won by tying them together with an anaconda.Clean jokes-Oldest lady
India's oldest lady is 113 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. How is that possible?
She's lost it all - is completely bald!
She's lost it all - is completely bald!
#joke #short
Lawyer's Revenge
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter.
The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" "Absolutely," the lawyer responded.
The butcher immediately shot back, "Good! You owe me $7.99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $7.99. A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer.
The contents read
"Consultation: $25.00."
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie ...
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.#joke #short #chuck-norris
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he...
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
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A witch joke
What is the witches motto?
We came, we saw, we conjured!
A witch joke
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!
A witch joke
How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
Out of flying saucers!
A witch joke
What do you call a witches motor bike?
A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick!
A witch joke
How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
When it comes out in conversation!
A witch joke
What happens to a witch when she loses her temper when riding her broom?
She flies off the handle!
A witch joke
What happened when the old witch went to see a funny film?
The manager told her to cut the cackle!
#joke #drinks #tea
There were four men, one from ...
There were four men, one from China, Greenland, America and onefrom Australia.
One night they were bragging on how good their country are. The
Chinese said, "my country is the best cause we have the great
wall."
The Greenlander said, "no, mine is the best as we have the
greenest greenest grass."
The American said, "no, mine is the best as we have our flag 50
stars and 50 stripes."
The Australian said, "no, mine is the greatest country as we
have the kangaroo which will jump over the great wall, shit on
the greenest greenest grass and wipe its ass on the American
flag."
#joke #animal #kangaroo
Chuck Norris can set ants on f...
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."I'll tell you,"...
"I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruelest disease.""Crueler than cancer?" his friend asked.
"You bet," the first codger replied, "It makes every single one of your joints stiff, except the right one."
#joke #short
Chuck Norris was once in a kni...
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight. The knife lost.#joke #short #chuck-norris
After years of working for oth
After years of working for others and being passed over for promotions, John and his wife, Mary, decided to go into business together. After examining the classifieds, they bought a small candy stand, paying thirty cents for each box of candy and then selling it for thirty cents.At the end of the day they were astonished to find that they had sold every box of candy, yet had exactly as much money as when they started.
"You see?" John snarled at his wife. "I told you we should have bought a larger stand!"
#joke
The Engineer had just returned
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as he looked absolutely terrible."Well..." said the Engineer, "I met this blonde and turned out she was an engineer-in-training and wanted me to tutor her. One thing lead to another and we ended up back in her room having wild gorilla sex all night."
"OK," replied the boss, "that may explain your fatigue, but why are your eyes so red?"
"Well..." said the Engineer, "turns out she was married and had a baby at home. She started crying, and I started thinking about my own wife and kids, so I cried too."
"I see," chided the boss, "but that seminar ended Friday. How come you still appear so ragged?"
"Well..." said the Engineer, "you can't sit there and cry 4-5 times a day for four days and not look like this."
Chuck Norris can delete the Re...
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.#joke #short #chuck-norris
