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“With all the concern
“With all the concern about plastic waste these days, it is easy to see why clingfilm gets such a bad wrap.”
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Graphic designers are obsessed
Graphic designers are obsessed with kern events. Especially web designers – they love checking out Britney's css. HTML baby one more time!#joke #short
The surfer enjoyed a w
The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn't sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.#joke #short
Lightbulb Joke Collection 104
Q: How many members of the Impossible Missions Force does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: While Cinnamon creates a diversion by wearing a skimpy dress, I use a tiny narcotic dart to knock out the fascist dictator and remove his body. Rollin, wearing a plastic mask, masquerades as the dictator long enough for Barney to sneak up to the next floor, drill a hole down into the light fixture, remove the burned-out bulb, and replace it with a new super-high wattage model of his own design. Meanwhile, Willie has driven up to the door in a laundry truck. Just before Rollin's real identity is revealed, we escape to the laundry truck, drive to the airfield, and return to the United States.
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us.
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Please let us know!
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That depends; what color is the bulb?
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It all depends on whether they can read the manuals or not. That needs to be in there somewhere as a qualifier!
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Mummy and Daddy
Son to Dad: "What's the difference between an Egyptian mummy and our mummy?"
Dad to Son: It's simple son. When we see an Egyptian mummy, you get fear. But when we see your mummy, then I get fear!"
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“Luke Skywalker did a
“Luke Skywalker did a lot of fighting on the breakwater. After all, he was a jetty knight.”
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Answering Machine Message 158
Leave a message or I'll send 30,000 volts through your phone. I am an electrical engineer. I can do that.
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Furniture stores
“The two largest furniture stores in my hometown are owned by a pretty single lady and a good looking bachelor. They started dating lately. Their customers are hoping for the best. So fa, so good!”
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