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Tired of the boring "straights
Tired of the boring "straights" she'd been laying, a gal decided she'd find out if bikers were really the heavy "cocksmen" that she heard they were.So she picked up a gigantic biker and went with him up to his pad. Stripped and ready, anxiously awaiting some real action, she was astonished to see that his fully erect dick was only two inches long.
"Who," she demanded scornfully, "do you think you're gonna satisfy with that?"
Grinning confidently, the biker replied, "Me!"
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You could say a lot of well-me
You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.#joke #short
God must have been constipated
God must have been constipated. He didn't create feces until the turd day.#joke #short
During my time as an execution
During my time as an executioner, I made sure to be head of the game, by acquiring a unique skull set, from the time I was a guillotiney bopper. I got gallowing reviews which was always excellent noose. Even though I hung my clients out to dry (though sometimes I got them stoned) I never faced the firing line. Of course, the work is no longer shocking; these days the business won't survive without capital injections, which makes me sigh at night. My goal nonetheless is to fill every day with poisonable experiences.#joke
Sitting down with founders
Sitting down with founders Patrick Tanzola and Rhain Louis of Pungents.com (Canada’s top pun website), we weren’t sure what to expect on that brightly punny day outside U of T’s Hart House. Nursing our coffees, we were suddenly caught off-guard when a massive hawk swept down beside us, grabbed a small mouse from the garden, and flew off – nearly causing us to hawk-up our lunch."So, Jimmy," said Grandpa, as
"So, Jimmy," said Grandpa, as they stood on line at the local grocery store. "What did you learn in school today?""To tell you the truth," answered young Jimmy, "I'm not exactly sure. My teacher was going on and on about something called ethics, and I still don't know what she was talking about!" Jimmy replied.
"Ah, ethics," responded Grandpa, "very important indeed. Well, let's say the cashier gives me back too much change, ethics would be whether I keep the change for myself, or if I give it back to Grandma!"
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Are You Ready To Hear It?
Conversation between a guy and a salesperson during the new Tesla roadster drive test...
"Excuse me, sir, I see on the specs that the new Tesla roadster comes standard with a defibrillator?"
"Are you ready to hear the price?"
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Sure, I'm overweight and
Sure, I'm overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?#joke #short
Although they are annoying, do
Although they are annoying, don't swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.#joke #short
Why did the pregnant woman spi
Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?#joke #short
