The best jokes (1951 to 1965)The best jokes rated by site visitors. Top rated jokes. These are the best jokes rated 1951 to 1965. NOTE jokes sometimes might seem not to be in order. Due to better performance joke top list is refreshed only once daily. |
Thank You, Student Loans
Thank you, student loan, for helping me through college...
I don't think I can ever repay you.
Ever See A Catfish
Tom: Did you ever see a catfish?
Joe: Sure!
Tom: How did it hold the rod?
A newly divorced woman is strolling along the beach...
A newly divorced woman is strolling along the beach, disappointed about how horribly the divorce settlement turned out for her.As she's walking, she spots an old lamp half buried in the sand. Hopelessly, she picks it up and rubs the lamp, and to her surprise, a genie appears!
The genie notices she is upset and lets her vent before proceeding to grant her three wishes. He, however, cautions her that he is not a fan of divorce, and will give her ex-husband ten times of whatever she wishes.
She winces, but asks for her first wish. “I wish to have a billion dollars.”
Poof! The next second, mountains of crisp banknotes, amounting to a billion dollars, surround her. Her happiness is short-lived as the genie reminds her, “Your ex-husband now has ten billion dollars. Next?”
Her face has started to turn red, but she composes herself. “I wish for a 25,000 sq ft private mansion on this beach.”
Instantly, a beautifully luxurious mansion, with all modern facilities, appears in front of her. Before she could revel in the joy, the genie pointed her in a direction, where to her horror, stood ten similar, magnificent mansions.
“Now, what’s your final wish?”
“I wish to give birth to twins.”
Forever Friends
On New Year's Eve, Patty stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted everyone to be standing next to the one person who made their life worth living.
As the clock struck 12, chaos erupted as the bartender was almost crushed to death.
How does the spoiled little ri...
How does the spoiled little rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I need a new apartment."
When the mother returned from ...
When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter."What are you doing?" his mom asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained."I'm looking for the seal."
I knew a scientist who hypothe...
I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women's breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, his theory was not very row bust.A doctor rushed out of his stu
A doctor rushed out of his study room."Get me my bag!" he shouted.
"Why, what's the matter?" inquired his pretty young wife.
"Some fellow just phoned and said he can't live without me," he gasped as he reached for his hat.
The young wife sighed. "Just a moment," she said gently, "I think that call was for me."
Trying to be impressive
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immediately picked up his phone and spoke into it," I'm sorry, but my caseload is so tremendous that I'm not going to be able to look into your problem for at least a month. I'll have to get back to you then." He then turned to the man who had just walked in, and said, "Now, what can I do for you?"
"Nothing," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone."
